Finish the sentence, Chapter 16 (by best approximation)

...ironically, The Isle of Man, where F shall be deposited, along with her trusty Ducati, and the TSA agent, for one reason only, Bust'm understands her misguided infatuation and he is too kind and noble to knock her off over a hopeless love she can't resist...

.....oh the Isle of Man ? for the motorcycle TT races ? and with Deucie being my side car monkey?

Pure joy !

( hot monkey love, she) we leather gals shall par-teee while you are still held in immigration for dubious passport papers. seems that the straight picture doesn't match the current Pre-op Bust'm and he will be held until there is some clarification.....or a note from his doctor in the Maldives where they specialize in detaching.....

( The TT...oh joy ! Sorry Bust'm but they don't serve Guiness to those in custody )

... but the answers to all her questions were, Yes, the Isle of Man. Yes, for the races, and the rest of her sorry life, but only as a spectator. No, about D at her side, for as they approached the Isle, F, the Ducati and her TSA compadre, still strapped in her web of lies, were cast out the cargo door without chutes, and the Gulfstream banked hard right, bound for summer nights in Argentina...

(You better hope that web bounces)

....as F ponders the foolishness of poor Mr. Bust'm, who has now highjacked an airplane and is quickly intercepted by British fighters on station.

What could he have been thinking ?????????? He had been wondering where he was to have his tranny surgery completed, but now the answer is clear to his drug addled brain. the surgery will be completed in Cuba. Guantanamo Cuba.

Adios Senorita Bust'm ! Enjoy the weather down there ! We may even visit from time to time, to.....

... then she remembered the awful predicament she found herself as the ground quickly rushed up to meet her... Poor ol' F1098, we will miss her... while back in the air, once the RAF boys realized the pilot of this plane was none other than the famed secret agent, Double Ought Naught, aliases Bust'M, Bait Boy, Bond, et al..., preparations for a party like none other began at Windsor Castle as their hero and his new Bond Girl were escorted to the runway...

( you are at a creative dead end)


Sitting in the plane she had no problem hearing of Bust'm delusional response to the waterboarding ( it's a pre-op ritual there) at the Guantanamo Beach Club for Terrrorists and Pre-Op Trannies. Even the Taliban lads when they were informed of the rantings of Bust'm that " But I AM James Bond...really"....felt better about their fate.

Poor bust', delulsional, about to trading his cajones for the right to wear high heels in jail kinda sad....but maybe the new softer and gentler Bust'm woman will evolve.

And all because a body double had duped this bayside Bond into believing she was the lady at my side this very moment, wearing......

???? (just re-write, huh?)

....... and suddenly interrupting everything came a thundrous voice from the sky saying "Bustm and F please come together as one for you love each other as demosnstrated by the hidden obsession you have for one another in these posts" ...... being shocked and scared from this voice from the skies BustM decided to .....

( maybe....if you take back that silly "long winded" crack about me)

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Originally posted by bustMall

???? (just re-write, huh?)

.....that he would go for the surgery after all, if only it would get him closer to the AWESOMENESS that is F.....

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Originally posted by littlefishy

....... and suddenly interrupting everything came a thundrous voice from the sky saying "Bustm and F please come together as one for you love each other as demosnstrated by the hidden obsession you have for one another in these posts" ...... being shocked and scared from this voice from the skies BustM decided to .....

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Originally posted by F1098

( maybe....if you take back that silly "long winded" crack about me)


...

(what are you talking about long winded crack? I'm talking about your inability to finish a sentence from the point it's left vs your habit of simply rewriting the whole thing from any old point ya feel suits ya)

they call it stream of consciousness...............

*yet again a deep thundrous voice from the sky speaks ....*

BustM and F !!!!!! you dissapoint my expectations and enlightened advice .......... I hereby command by the power of ........

......the great wanker god......

..... that you two come together and enbrace a new friendship between you that looks for loving friendship and avoids strife .... if not I will command by the power of the great wanker god that it will fall off and .....

& shrivel up....They look at each other & say WTF...

...is this shit, and why can't we be nice...

...... so F agrees to BustM's offer of being nice and shows acceptance of it by .......

(.........wait.....I'm still thinking....)

(skips F )

..The Monk of all monks.Now it seems odd that a Monk would be asking....