Bumper stickers: Which ones sum up your life &/or personality?

We've all stopped to read them. So, which ones have you seen that make you stop and chuckle in ironic amusement?

Here's mine:

"Coffee: Do stupid things faster with more energy."

"I AM the kid your parents warned you about."

**edit** This is the first thread I everf started, PLEASE tell me what you think. Good, bad, or ugly. I want to know.

"my other car is a ferrari"

"My Other Ride Is Your Mom"

"Keep honking, I'm reloading."

Keep honking, I'm reloading

EDIT:

Shit happens

nuke the unborn gay whales

i think this belongs more in the fun forum..

*sends it to TK*

If you are what you eat, then i am fast cheap and easy

Rehab is for quitters.
One I had put on my car today...Being "over the hill" is better than being under it.
On my partner's car...My dog can lick anyone.

if life gives you lemons...throw them at sombody

I see dumb people

your lips are moving but all i am hearing blah blah blah

the first post sums me up, but these are the bumper stickers that sum up my work life

Quote:

Originally posted by Latino

i think this belongs more in the fun forum..

*sends it to TK*

good one

"Grab my hair if your gonna ride my ass"

My kid beat up your honor student

Your girlfriend is my other ride.

I wonder how you would drive with that phone up your ass.

"Enslave the Whales"

Quote:

Originally posted by ThreadKiller

My kid beat up your honor student

or maybe
my kid *edit* your honor student

When i was young I had one my friends put on my car that read " I brake for sideburns" It was an elvis pressley bumper sticker.

I break for Coffee!!!

*my other car is a metal gear*