Bumper stickers: Which ones sum up your life &/or personality?

The back of my van. I like slowing down in front of people with Bush/Cheney stickers.

if you don't like my driving then get off the sidewalk

I think that this sums it up for me...

Don't pray in my school and I won't think in your church

"Be a flirt, RAISE your skirt"...
"show your hooters"

my kid kicked your honor students ass

Cat.. the other white meat

Get In, Hold On, and shut the fuck up

outa the way, my kid has to pee~

SAVE A WHALE! HARPOON A FAT CHICK.
Badass chicks ride badass boys.

Driver carries no Cash..ex-wife took it all.

I work IT for a living and latched onto one truism that is now my sig in all of my emails.

" Nothing is idiot proof to a sufficiently motivated idiot "

i have 2 bumper stickers (that are actually magnets) on my car


the first says: i like to fork after i spoon

the second says: if youre going to ride my ass at least pull my hair

Question the Answers

Earth First we'll log the other planets later

Somewhere in Texas a village is missing it's idiot

For a small town, this one sure has a lot of assholes

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Originally posted by penwse

For a small town, this one sure has a lot of assholes

I LOVE this one.

"I miss my ex but my aim is getting better"