Bumper stickers: Which ones sum up your life &/or personality?

two: "if your going to ride my ass at least pull my hair"
"nuke the gay baby whales for jesus"

great one jolly!

another one: "i have the body of a god, shame it is buddha"

I posted a bunch of these here somewhere a while back but this is my favorite

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Originally posted by Demonicmale

I posted a bunch of these here somewhere a while back but this is my favorite

...A man with a truck has many "friends"

I have 3 trucks which means, i hate my friends

Fat chicks give better head because they're hungry

Jolly - those are great!

I like: "Gun Control is Hitting What you Shoot at"

Favorite for the near future: "Life is a Bitch, so Don't Vote for One"

My Favorite says it all:

I LOVE GOD
(its his fans I cant stand)

"CAUTION: I fling poo!"

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Originally posted by groezel

great one jolly!

another one: "i have the body of a god, shame it is buddha"

similar to what grozel said

"If I had wanted a Hummer..I would call your sister"

"How's your wife and my kids?"

"Were you born an asshole, or did you practice?"

"My other toy has tits"

That Hillary one is great!

I've got to say, I had no idea what you guys would come up with. I have NOT been disappointed!!! I've seen a few here I HAVE to add to my collection. Keep 'em coming!

At least we haven't disappointed someone today

Smile. It makes them wonder what you're up to.

Horn Is Broken - Watch For Finger