Bumper stickers: Which ones sum up your life &/or personality?

"I got kicked out of the cub scouts for eating a brownie!"

*Fuck Off & Die*

"You can still read this? Wait till the VTEC kicks in..."

I wonder who this is about ??!!

The ones on my car say............. Your a naughty boy go to my room.......... and this one time at band camp and across my trunk it says Amazon bitch queen... But i have to say by far my fav is duct tape is silver but silence is golden any one with children appericate that one

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Originally posted by mo_steel_man

"Keep honking, I'm reloading."

"Caution: I brake for hallucinations"

I've seen that one a few times.

Wah ha ha...

"I'm What Willis Was Talkin' About..."

Awesome stuff guys! Keep 'em comming.

@ Fefe - I wanted to buy the one that says "If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair."

They were sold out and I haven't seen it anywhere since a truckstop in Phoenix.

see my sig

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Originally posted by scouselad

I wonder who this is about ??!!

When did you leave?

My "Signature" is from a german Bumpersticker

"oh... I was supposed to laugh?"

"I have PMS and a .357 magnum, I'm sorry...Were you saying something?"

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change
The strength to change the things I can
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people that PISS ME OFF!

Jane you ignorant slut
Save a tree, eat a beaver
and finally
If you dont like my driving dial 1-800 EAT-SHIT