Bumper stickers: Which ones sum up your life &/or personality?

Mean people suck. Nice people swallow.

NG - This IS a fun thread.

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Originally posted by hydrahead

NG - This IS a fun thread.

Never seen that one before...

Fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck...that's all I ever do!
If you won't show me your tits, at least let me see one of them.
Honk if you're on drugs!

What would Scooby Do?

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Originally posted by MeatU2

[reply=hydrahead]
NG - This IS a fun thread.

Never seen that one before...
[/reply]Feel free to put it on your car.

If you can read this then I can hit my brakes and sue you.

Sometimes it's not worth chewing through the leather straps in the morning!

one that I saw that I wish I had for my car.
"meddle not in the ways of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with Ketchup"
the other is "visualize using your turn signal"

These are a few gooduns

@ hydrahead - LOVE the leather strap deal. Priceless.

@ nmkingcrab - Sweet! Note the Gypsy in the nickmname

@ Z-Bo - If you can read this turn me over. Fan-freaking-tastic! I almost spit out my coffee!

"What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about"
"Iraq-I don't know what happened we were winning when I left"

PETA: People eating tasty animals

I LOVE ANIMALS
-They are deliciuos!

Divorce is better than Murder....

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Originally posted by hydrahead

[reply=MeatU2]
[reply=hydrahead]
NG - This IS a fun thread.

Never seen that one before...
[/reply]Feel free to put it on your car.
[/reply]

I would, but NG drives it.

Years ago I bought a second hand car that had a bumper sticker on it that said, "Don't get hooked on anything but Jesus." I'm not a particularly religious person, and the damn thing wouldn't come off, my friends started nicknaming my car the "Jesus-mobile."

Not really summing up my life, but fun none the less:

"Jesus may love you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole!"
"Frodo Failed; Bush has the Ring!"
and my gf's favorite:
"The only Bush I trust is my own."

i saw one that just said "FUCK."


that's probably my favorite yet.

1.20.09

(the day bush leaves office)

A small town in texas is missing an idiot

"Jesus saves. But Jews Invest Wisely."
“I am the proud parent of a child whose self esteem is sufficient enough that he doesn’t need me to promote his minor scholastic achievements on the back of my car.”
"U R Sofa King We Todd Did"
"D.A.M. Mothers Against Dyslexia"
"Divorce: The Screwing You Get For The Screwing You Got."