The Lindsay™ (Lohan) Thread by EL

Ultimate Lindsay - Brushing her teeth while smoking a butt

From Lindsay's show on Oprah's network:

Another.

Lindsay really hates bras, apparently. Which is, you know, her prerogative, I suppose. I'm not gonna complain.

I'm strangely drawn to this thread even though I'm not particularly crazy about LL. Maybe it's my uncontrollable attraction to train wreck women.

luv her or hate her..... she really does have wonderful nipples though.

Lohan at Cochella or whatever the crap that stupid music festival is where celebrities like to go to be seen and, in Lindsay's case, drop some giant boob cleavage or whatever.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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There is not. Mostly because Taylor hasn't turned into a train wreck and shown her boobs and vag all over the place the last 5 years.

Also, because I didn't really think she was super hot until recently, which ironically basically corresponds to Lindsay losing lots of her hotness. Maybe they did a Freaky Friday with their hotness.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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There is not. Mostly because Taylor hasn't turned into a train wreck and shown her boobs and vag all over the place the last 5 years.

Also, because I didn't really think she was super hot until recently, which ironically basically corresponds to Lindsay losing lots of her hotness. Maybe they did a Freaky Friday with their hotness.

You are 100% correct. Taylor has her shit together. She is also the one who drove her career. She wanted it, not her parents, which probably has a lot to do with how her head has stayed on correctly. As for her hotness, Taylor isn't hot, she's absolutely perfect, and she has been perfect from the start. Taylor is hotter in a pair of jeans and T-shirt than Lindsay will ever be wearing nothing. At least that's my opinion.

Lindsey was a smoking hot babe...then she starting hitting the pipe!!!! Now...not so much, but she's getting better since she cleaned her act up, somewhat.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Lohan at Cochella or whatever the crap that stupid music festival is where celebrities like to go to be seen and, in Lindsay's case, drop some giant boob cleavage or whatever.

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who is the blonde girl on the right?

Lindsay Lohan is 27 years old. By some tragic miracle of physics, her boobs are 87 years old.

Everytime I see this woman, I think to myself "She doesn't look bad for a woman in her 40s." And then I remember that she's a number of years younger than I am, and I cry a little for what could have been.

She's a TROLL

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Lindsay Lohan is 27 years old. By some tragic miracle of physics, her boobs are 87 years old.

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Its no mystery, she hasn't worn a bra in 10 years. Each year you don't wear a bra, is like adding 6 years to your boobs. So She started at 17 plus the 60 year penalty for not wearing a bra, plus the 10 years she's aged since she stopped wearing a bra = 87 year old boobs.

True. She should have taken better care of the girls. Regretably she is choosing clothes for her body of 10 years ago. She is all round mental.

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She's a TROLL

Well, if anyone knows trolls....


Anyway, remember this? Father time gives no quarter.

Lindsay posting topless instagram selfies, because she's Lindsay, obviously.

Edit: I guess I should included the picture...

Lindsay used to be HOT...then she got all cracked out...and went to hell...I hear she's trying to get her shit together and make a come back...I think that her shot is gone...and career is over...but she was one nice piece of ass!

Lindsay Lohan, who clearly doesn't know how to use Photoshop very well, posted this to instagram:

Her beauty bends time and space. Transcendent.

Here's a bunch of new ones.