The Lindsay™ (Lohan) Thread by EL

Guys, I think Lindsay and I are breaking up.

Or not.

Hey, just wanted to remind you all that Lindsay has two shitty movie projects coming out.

The first one is "Lez and Dick" or something. Just judging from the title is sounds like it could be spectacular, although the trailer leaves something to be desired:

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And then there's this one which has an actual porn-star guy as her co-star. There's no way this doesn't include some awesome sex and whatnot. And by "no way" I mean, I guess it's possible, but really, who the shit is going to watch a whole movie with Lindsay Lohan if there aren't some boobies and coots in it? So I'm just going to assume this is going to be like a porno or something close to it:

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You guys might have missed it, because you don't have Eagle Eyes like me, but in that second one there is a little glance of boob.

OMFG those movies look god awful...and by god awful I mean...I'd be gouging my eyes out and sticking needles in my ears just to get away from having to watch either one of them.

Yeah.

But I'll still probably watch some of the 2nd one because nekkid.

...because she's totally not drinking that if there isn't.

Huh. I browsed the whole thread and didn't see these pictures. Here they are.

Lindsay in a photoshoot. With a gun to her face. Kind of concerning, you guys.

What the shit is going on here? A bra? On Lindsay Lohan? Uh...so I'm just going to assume hell is feeling pretty cold right about now. Anyhow, here she is in a blue shirt that you can see through to her bra.



And then here's a simliar (same?) top that she was wearing at Coachella or whatever that hippie party is.

Lindsay shopping in a red jacket. I'm totally digging the red hair and the no bra in this set. I also enjoyed that she has a copy of her Playboy magazine chillin in the magazine holder on the back of her passenger seat.

Not digging: The double chin.
Also not digging: Her sister Aly looking like a pile of hot shit.

Linds walking through an airport in a spandex thing. No bra. If you use your imagination you can kinda see through it. I mean, I can't because fuck you don't judge me.

And here she is in a nice little aqua-blue number.



And lindsay refueling her autocarriage with some freshly procured petroleum sans undergarments

Linds at the beach for a photoshoot. Meh.



The fact that lindsay has a porche kind of bothers me. That's like a blind guy having an awesome TV. The fact that she has an allergy to bras does not bother me though.

Bras? Nahs.

She's not actually lookin too bad here. Maybe that's only because I'm looking at her boobies. But I think that's okay too.

I think I've figured out how she gets that nice car. You see, she shows up to the car dealership in a dress, but then unbuttons that dress like all the way up and we can see the panties and whatnot. So then the rental guy gets all flustered and agrees to give it up to her and she walks out and goes and slams into a truck or something.

Anyway, here's what that bro sees while she hops in the rental car.