Yeah, Allen, Kate has a thick body and seeing as she's like 20, that's.....not going to end well. Unless you love french fries and guacamole, in which case, I'm sure everything will end up just fine for her. I mean, there are lots of worse things than being a slightly obese, yet very very rich and famous woman with giant boobs.
And, speaking of her, here she is naked on a horse. Of course, the best bits are censored because "reputable" sites like Youtube are run by goddamn puritans, but whatever.
[youtube]WbqOvqq8g_o[/youtube]
And since I'm posting things about Kate Upton, here's a thing where she spins around with nothing but painted-on clothing. Which isn't really clothing at all, when you think about it.
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