Lindy-Ross' Random Celebrity/Pseudo-Celebrity Post Thread

My apologies about the last few posts of old and haggardly ladies.

But screw you. I'm posting here, all you're doing is clicking. You make a thread with hot ladies if you don't like it. Jerks.


So here's some pictures of Julia Stiles. I think that's her name. I also think these pictures are like 8 years old or some crazy shit. I don't know. You can kinda-sorta see a little nip if you turn out the lights and squint your eyes and stab yourself in the solar plexus with a pen-knife. Try it.

Commentary, best part of this thread.


Well played, sir.

Next we have Mila Kunis. In a smock-type dress of some sort. Which is less than ideal (as ideal would be like nekkid sitting on my bed saying, "Lindros, please come to bed and do me really good like you do!" and I'd be like, "Hold on there fussybritches, I've got some postin' to do. Also, anticipation is sexy. Just imagine it for a while while I put some pictures of you in a smock on the internets." and she'd be like <Swoon!>


(guess where, in the above picture, I would put my tallywhacker! Give up! You guessed it: THE STARBUCKS ICED COFFEE THING! (so it would be chilling, refreshing, and delicious!)(For when I put it in her mouth, you see.))

Whoops. We have some stragglers who didn't want to stay with the pack.

Couple more Milas. But hotter.





Dat stomach. That 2nd picture kinda looks badass. Like she's a sexy mafioso hit-woman out to murder anyone who doesn't properly please her (in the sex). I'm totally thinking I could turn this into a movie. Not sure if Mila would go for it though; not sure her (probably prude) agent would approve of the close-up strap-on-dildo scene I have in mind. But, man, I bet she could act the shit out of it. Totally method, that girl.

And a topless Christina Ricci for no apparent reason.


(boy was that breast reduction a real bang-up idea. And the big dumb tattoo right on your boob. And the Jim-Carey-from-Dumb-and-Dumber haircut. Christina Ricci makes a lot of bad decision, is what I'm saying)

And since that's a random Christina Ricci pic, here are some more. With some random Katy Perry pics thrown in at the end, because I don't like her and thus don't deem her worthy of her own post, so she gets to be an add-on with others

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Apparently this chick is hanging out with her cousin, "Beavis." You may remember him from such films as "Beavis and Butt-Head do America."



"Heh heh, FIRE! FIRE! I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! FEED ME SOME TEEPEE! TEEPEE FOR MY BUNGHOLE!"

That made me literally!

^haha I aim to please. Or at least entertain a tiny bit.

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Hi Emma Stone. Why don't you hold this shake-weight thing that makes it look like you're jerking off a penis or something, ok? Cool.



Olivia Munn in some lingerie type dealio:



And I'm reluctant to post this because you Aniston fanbois are going to ruin your trousers, but oh well, here you go. Jennifer Aniston moving picture:

Gina Carano, MMA fighter and movie (singular) actress makes a return appearance. I think I first posted her back around pages 2 or 3 or something.

And since there's not at least like 20 pics in that set, and I like to conserve electrons and not waste another post, I'll throw together a mix for you, like a DJ, except with pictures. Like a picture DJ.


So, Rumer Willis:



And some Micaela Schafer at a movie premiere:


And a few random Brooklyn Decker shots:

Still Pixin'. (Get it? It's Mixin' + pics!)

Doutzen Kroes


Kind of hot and elegant and such, in a "I can see your nips" way. Not a lot to make fun of, actually. Moving right along...

...to another nip-sighting. Christina Aguilera downblouse nip thing. Judging by the happiness factor on her face, I'm guessing they just pulled into a 5 Guys Burgers & Fries or something.



Next up, Danica McKellar, "Winnie" from "The Wonder Years" who went on to get her PhD in math or something. Also, she just got divorced, so if y'all are looking for a mathy single chick with a kid but who is still kind of hot and was on a show a long time ago with Fred Savage, then now's your shot.




And I hate to include Kim Kardashian in a post with the classy ladies above, but when you're DJ'n these are the thigns you gotta do. Sometimes you have to follow a dope beat with some stupid pop shit. So, here's stupid naked Kim Kardashian

Speaking of things completely devoid of elegance, class, and any redeeming value whatsoever...

JERSEY SHORE GIRLS!

Here's Snooki's snooki:




And then a bunch of pictures of the other girl Deena, who obviously keeps herself in tip top shape.

Since this has been mostly nip slips and see throughs and whatnot, I figure I'll throw you guys a bone. Here's Rhian Sugden all naked and lacking clothes and whatnot.




And back to our regularly scheduled other famous people.

Like Jessica Simpson and those two bald guys she's got hiding under her shirt.




And some photoshoot pictures of Megan Fox before she was contaminated by the BAG Virus.

And here are some gifs from Jenny McCarthy's most recent "Fun-male-child" shoot. Now, I can't post the pictures because that's against site rules. But I think .gifs should be okay.

I had dinner with Sharon Stone ten years ago and at that time she looked better in person than at any time on screen.

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I had dinner with Sharon Stone ten years ago and at that time she looked better in person than at any time on screen.

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...anyhoo...here's more pictures of Jenny McCarthy. Sure, they're not the playboy pics, but that's okay, i guess. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Don't take vaccine advice from chicks who are famous solely for getting naked in girlie magazines. There are people who spend more than a decade of their lives educating themselves on the workings of the human body (we call these people "Doctors" who you should listen to before you listen to Tits McGee. Just saying.

Now back to your regularly scheduled ladiezzz

So remember how I made fun of Aubrey O'Day for being an Attention Floozie the other day? Yeah, well, she's back doing her "PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEE!" thing.

Now, I'm not going to tell you to click on this big picture below and zoom in on her crotch area because her bathing suit is baggy there and you can kind of make out her area, but i'm also not going to tell you NOT to do that either. It's kind of up to you. But it's there, if you have some binoculars and click on the whole pic.

Kate Beckinsale reading from an erotic version of Moby Dick. I think her combination of beauty, intelligence, and acting ability are unmatched - as this hilarious and sexy clip shows. Amazing that she kept a straight face until the end.

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There are a lot of you people who, for whatever fucked up reason, think that Katy Perry is attractive. I hate to break it to you, but she's not. She's completely average with the sole exception of her boobs, which are kind of large, but you shouldn't overlook someone who is mediocre in every way just because she has big boobs.

Now, I'm scientific minded, so I won't just throw that out there without any proof. So I present to you, Katy Perry losing her bathing suit bottoms at some water event thing. As you can see, her ass is just a big pale square. Which is the worst kind of ass. That ass could pass for the ass of a chubby man. No. Thank. You.

But by all means, feel free to carry on with your silly, illogical, grotesque enjoyment of grossity.

Here's Brooke Hogan and her titty. They're in a cage.

See now I'm confused. There are pics of Christina Ricci out there with the bird tattoo on her boob (and not terribly nice boobs either). But in Prozac Nation and Black Snake Moan she goes topless with no bird tattoo and quite a nice rack. So which one is the real Christina Ricci?

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Originally posted by CatBack

See now I'm confused. There are pics of Christina Ricci out there with the bird tattoo on her boob (and not terribly nice boobs either). But in Prozac Nation and Black Snake Moan she goes topless with no bird tattoo and quite a nice rack. So which one is the real Christina Ricci?

Shit, son! What kind of witchery is this!

And/or, the tattoo pictures could be from after the movies were filmed.