Who, that we know, do you hate?

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Originally posted by suedepuma76

blah blah blah should be drawn and quartered while listening to polka versions of reggaeton hits.

blah blah blah blah blah blah Jesus, just go hang yourselves already.

blah blah blah blah Please deep throat a razor blade dildo.

blah blah Why don't you just DIE already? You're a worthless piece of drug and std infected trash.

blah blah blah blah blah Please stop wasting the oxygen I breathe.

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I want to stick you in Governor Evan Mecham's car at the end of By The Time I Get To Arizona and blow YOU up.

well then....... tell us how you really feel, and dont hold back this time.

Celine Dion

What a craptastic, ugly faced, delusional beeotch. Women like Celine Dion are the reason Andrew Dice Clay had a career in the 1980s. That's because everyone knows that one chick who has a voice like nails on a chalkboard, looks like something that comes out of a fat chick's ass after a taco-bell bender, yet somehow, thinks she's actually popular and talented. You're not. Nobody likes you. Not even your old fat husband. BTW, if you've managed to fellate your way into showbusiness and actually have some notoriety and money that's the best you can do? An old fat douchebag? Even Barbara Steisand managed to bag that Brolin dude, who's like 1000x better than your fat old bald guy. And I wouldn't be so proud of your fucking career either, toots. You spent the last 5 years as a fucking singer in Vegas. Congratulations, you're in the same league as Rita fucking Rudner and Carrot Top. Yeah, fuck you, you canadian attention whore. I hope you choke on a Fugu fish.

Sean Combs: aka P. Diddy, aka Puffy, aka Diddy, aka Puff Daddy, aka Peter Puffer




Let us start this off with a little quote:

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Originally posted by Puffy

"I felt like my vote was the vote that put him into office. It was down to one vote, and that was going to be my vote. And that may not be true, but that's how much power it felt like I had," the hip-hop mogul said.

After spending much of the presidential campaign season using his star wattage to get other people to the polls, Diddy, like other celebrity political boosters, spent the day leading by example. He arrived at his polling site — a school in midtown Manhattan — in the morning and waited in line as a bevy of media prepared to capture the moment. Diddy said he believed he was potentially making history by voting for the first black president in U.S. history, and also felt the weight of the past in the voting booth. "I'm not trying to be dramatic, but I just felt like, Martin Luther King, and I felt the whole civil rights movement, I felt all that energy, and I felt my kids," he said. "It was all there at one time. It was a joyous moment."

Vote for whom you like, but please don't be a fucking retard and place artificial significance on something that over a hundred million people did. You are not special. You are not responsible for any of the good that happens in the world. You are not a unique snowflake.

In fact, you're so unoriginal that every one of your popular songs has just been you 'dancing' around while typically some hack artist mumbles over tracks that were made famous by other artists. Wow. Amazing. There's nothing like being overly sure of yourself despite having no real talent. That's just a horrible combination.

Please go away. Choke on a pinecone or something.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Celine Dion

What a craptastic, ugly faced, delusional beeotch. Women like Celine Dion are the reason Andrew Dice Clay had a career in the 1980s. That's because everyone knows that one chick who has a voice like nails on a chalkboard, looks like something that comes out of a fat chick's ass after a taco-bell bender, yet somehow, thinks she's actually popular and talented. You're not. Nobody likes you. Not even your old fat husband. BTW, if you've managed to fellate your way into showbusiness and actually have some notoriety and money that's the best you can do? An old fat douchebag? Even Barbara Steisand managed to bag that Brolin dude, who's like 1000x better than your fat old bald guy. And I wouldn't be so proud of your fucking career either, toots. You spent the last 5 years as a fucking singer in Vegas. Congratulations, you're in the same league as Rita fucking Rudner and Carrot Top. Yeah, fuck you, you canadian attention whore. I hope you choke on a Fugu fish.

HOW DARE YOU SIR, THAT WOMAN IS A NATIONAL TREASURE!

I do hate Scooty Puff Junior though..

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Please go away. Choke on a pinecone or something.

lindros... you seem a little bitter, i like it :P

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Sean Combs: aka P. Diddy, aka Puffy, aka Diddy, aka Puff Daddy, aka Peter Puffer

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It looks like a puffer fish hes working there

Barf!!!!

Lois Griffin, Stewie's mom. Someone needs to kill that whiny bitch

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcn6U5CVSdA[/youtube]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8ayopLLXSg

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..That's right, eat those words.

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Originally posted by GreenStones

Lois Griffin, Stewie's mom. Someone needs to kill that whiny bitch

She's hot.

I think you're confusing Lois with either Meg Griffin or Peggy Hill, both of whom aren't deserving of the color used to color their animations.

ICP - but hear me out;
Many years back they were just nobodys recording funny and different stuff. They were authentic in a way.
I am a Juggalo for more than 13 years now and I will remain one, but I funcking hate what they became - lame sold out whiggers.

I hate people from other countries that love to bash a country they no nothing about apparently. I live in a smaller city(Minneapolis) in America. In this small city there are many small communities that get along just fine ... Somalians, Koreans, Hmongs, Chinese, Russians, Ukranians, Indians, Native Americans, Mexicans, Ecuadorians, Colombians, Vietnamese, Puerto Ricans, Jews, Lebanese, Cubans. I have friends from many of these different groups. We all go about our day, practice whatever religion we want, sample each others cultures, and do whatever we want with very few incidents of racial tension.

We fought the bloodiest war in our history for the rights of a minority. But yea, to those of you who hate America cause you think we are so racists and redneck .... Fuck you, i can't stand ya

Can"t we all just get along?

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Originally posted by homer385

Can"t we all just get along?

No. And stop pussying up my thread with this appeal to compassion. Since you used his line, make like Rodney King and become a dirty alcoholic.


That Stupid Cashier



This counts, because you've all dealt with one, unless you're more retarded than that stupid cashier and have never used a specific amount of change because you've got the mathematical skills of a nematode, in which case YSSCKY. For those of you still with us, yeah, I don't think it's unreasonable to ask the authorities to legalize murder of these fuckers. If my bill is $14.59 and I give you $20.09 DO NOT LOOK AT ME QUIZZICALLY AS IF I JUST ASKED YOU TO EXPLAIN THE WAVE/PARTICLE DUALITY OF LIGHT! For fucks sake, moron, just give me my $5.50. If you must, use the calculator, but don't you dare look at me oddly because you're a troglodyte and I possess functioning gray-matter. And if you're reading this and had to stop, take off your shoes and socks, and try to figure out why I would have given $20.09 on a $14.59 bill by counting your toes you shouldn't have gotten past the first fucking line in this paragraph. Stab yourself with a bucket of AIDS. Fools.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

That Stupid Cashier

This counts, because you've all dealt with one, unless you're more retarded than that stupid cashier and have never used a specific amount of change because you've got the mathematical skills of a nematode, in which case [ Link ] For those of you still with us, yeah, I don't think it's unreasonable to ask the authorities to legalize murder of these fuckers. If my bill is $14.59 and I give you $20.09 DO NOT LOOK AT ME QUIZZICALLY AS IF I JUST ASKED YOU TO EXPLAIN THE WAVE/PARTICLE DUALITY OF LIGHT! For fucks sake, moron, just give me my $5.50. If you must, use the calculator, but don't you dare look at me oddly because you're a troglodyte and I possess functioning gray-matter. And if you're reading this and had to stop, take off your shoes and socks, and try to figure out why I would have given $20.09 on a $14.59 bill by counting your toes you shouldn't have gotten past the first fucking line in this paragraph. Stab yourself with a bucket of AIDS. Fools.

Dude, that actually pisses me off a lot too. I mean, I'm giving you the extra change, just so I have less small coins, because I hate to jingle like a tool. So I go out of my way, usually like if it's $15.29 ill try to give them the $20.29 cents, so I get back less/no coins, I hate coins, and the cashiers always look at you, like you're fucking with them. Then, you give them a few seconds, and they're still looking at you, and the change, then the price of what you bought, then the change, then you again, then their feet..then you finally just tell them "give me back X dollars"...so they stop standing around like a fucking idiot. I mean, fuck...I'll admit, trig annoyed me at first,I missed the first 3 days when they taught it, so it was a bit of a pain in the ass to kinda just figure it out, but I did get it...but like, this is addition and fucking subtraction, you can bring the average 12 year old in there and school their fucking ass, come on now, srsly.

FUCK, come on now.

Trifecta'd.

Look at that cashiers hair.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

Trifecta'd.

Look at that cashiers hair.

It looks like a terrible comb over, without the bald spot..

Criss Angel



First, don't spell your fake name 'Criss'. What the fuck is that, douche. And how in the hell does an ugly emo midget get his own television show? Isn't his fifteen minutes WAY past expiration? I mean, ok, he does some illusions. So what? The real magic trick is getting anyone to believe any of his staged shit or watch his abortion of a television show. He wanders around Hollywood picking up C-list and trainwrecked (Britney/Holly Madison, etc) poon, all the while looking like he's about two verbal insults away from cutting his wrists with a butter knife. He's no fucking magician, he's a goddamn actor, and a shitty one at that. Stop getting in the public eye, choad. I don't want to see you anymore.

Carson Daly and Beyonce Knowles.

Have you seen the commercial with her dumb-as-shit "upgrade" song but its an ad for HD tv or whatever? There's selling out then there's that shit right there.

Then there's Carson Daly... don't get me started on his goofy ass. Just look at these pics of him, then I won't have to say anything.

KAYNE WEST (I'd spend more time looking at a pile of shit than looking at him, just to realize the pile of shit was him...GOD DAMN IT!!!!!), ROSIE O'DONNELL - Post Coming out of the closet, AND THOSE MOTHERFUCKING JONAS BROTHERS!

Sean Hannity & Keith Olbermann




This commentary equally applies to both -- and the majority of those with shows similar to theirs.

Stop. Just stop. The only people watching either of your shows are people on the same ideological spectrum as you. Political commentary is not scored by how many times you can call the other guy a buffoon or insult the ratings of their show. In fact, this may come as a fucking surprise, but THE WORLD DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND YOU! Watching one of these shows is like watching a caricature come to life and start talking. Hannity and your mini-Jay Leno head, and Olbermann champion of stupid voices, you are nobodies with an opinion. Good for you. Realize that you are nothing more than an entertainer, and one with a limited audience at that - as anyone with a half-a head, even if lobotomized, realizes that you're not a news commentary show, you're an "entertainment show," only without the entertainment. Just shut up, and take the rest of your cronies with you.