Oh yeah, and Ashlee Simpson
I despise her
oprah winfrey, terrorist, anyone on MTV or BET, anyone on reality shows, and that grandma that always gets in front of you when you are on the way home to take a huge shit but they slow you down....damn you grandma
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The grad-school film students who do the movie reviews for the Onion. They panned Office Space, basicly calling it weak and unfunny. I figured "them Onion boys know their comedy, they hasta be right." and didn't watch it. Months later my wife rents it and I watch it twice, it was so funny. I then realized the obvious, the folks who write the Onion are totally different people from those who write the film reviews.
Duh.
Maybe I hate myself a little too, for not bein' smart....
No, fuck that, I hate douchbag filmschool douchbags, if you've ever met one, you'll see that they're so douchie, that you hafta call 'em a douchbag twice.
mickey mouse.... *GRRRRRRR*
: Walks out the door , kills the neighbors dog , and walks back in :
ooh yeah i got a few more.... in no particular order.
Meryll streep - UGH , i don't care how good the movie is , i wont watch it.
Steve Martin - see above reason.
tyra banks - nuff said.
paris hilton - arrogant bitch.
my wife on PMS - i could easily kill her.... i just wont get away with it , thats the problem.
my neighbors dog - ooh wait , i just killed it..... nevermind.
anyone thinking they are better then anyone else just cause they got money.
Rachel Ray, cause she is a Red Sox fan....
Wow, that we know is kind of tough. I'll start with music.
99.9% of commercial hiphop artists. They all sound the same and they all suck. This includes 50 Cent, T.I., and Young Jeezy. Anyone with Lil or Young (or any variation thereof) should be drawn and quartered while listening to polka versions of reggaeton hits. Lil Wayne pre-The Carter 3 gets a slight pass.
Lying ass rappers. You didn't do half the things you said on record and 99% of your lyrics corrupt our kids. Like my friend Relentless said "There's a young 12 year old white child in the suburbs dying right now because Jay Z told him to get some bling....." Toasting ignorance through Hennessey and champagne glasses.
Anyone who uses the Autotune setting in Pro Tools and/or a Vocoder. That died with Roger Troutman. He'd be spinning in his grave. Snoop Dogg gets a lifetime pass for his work with Roger though.
That electronic "music group" Hot Chip. More like Hot Steaming Pile of Platypus Dung. I saw them in dallas. I swear to GOD I saw one of the keyboardists do a rail of coke right off his keyboard. And if he didn't, maybe he should of. We left after 3 tracks. Jesus, just go hang yourselves already.
Vanilla Ice. I swear I hope I NEVER see you on a reality show again. Please deep throat a razor blade dildo.
Amy Winehouse - Why don't you just DIE already? You're a worthless piece of drug and std infected trash. You had it ALL for you and you pissed it away. Please take Lily Allen and her drunk ass with you.
Britney Spears.....need I say more? Please stop wasting the oxygen I breathe. Who would have thought K-Fed was the SANE one between you two?
Flavor Flav - Christ almighty. You were in Public Enemy. P.E. PUBLIC EFFING ENEMY. THE SQUAD THAT MADE THE MOST CONTROVERSIAL HIPHOP. EVER. Your crews music played an influential role in my development, not only musically, bu socially. I saw you in Phoenix and you acted like a douche when it was time to leave. Chuck D was the man.....how he puts up with your minstrel show is BEYOND me. And how on EARTH did you get a 3rd season of Flavor of Love?!?!?! As if what, 60 women to choose from and hump WEREN'T enough? You look like a burnt potato chip at the bottom of the bag. Please tell Chuck to smack some sense into you so you remember your damn legacy and what you were about back in the late 80's to the mid 90's. I want to stick you in Governor Evan Mecham's car at the end of By The Time I Get To Arizona and blow YOU up.
Tyra Banks is terrible to the "T" with a capitol "T".