Who's naming the f---ing SPAM!

I'd call you a slut, but derogatory words aren't allowed...so I won't.

Slut Old Fart is close enough

I'm getting sleepy.

I've got t drive home still so I'll say,

You can get an STD from cheap champagne. I guess wine from a box is out of the question

Like I told Notech, just wear protection and you'll be fine.

Does a funnel count as protection?

If you're funneling cheap boxed wine, you may have additional problems. Lol

Just kidding, I don't even drink anymore.

Are you alive? Or just hanging on by a thread?

I'm bored and miss my fiancee.

I think I caught you guy's cold. I feel like shit.

Where did she get off to ?

I've been cold free for a couple weeks, so not me. But I hear Honda is on the verge of death.

She's busy...school, working, skyping with her bf in a forgein country. She'll make an appearance sooner or later, I have faith.

I shouldn't complain. It's the first time I've been sick in a few years. It just started today, maybe it won't get too bad.

It's those questionable women you're hanging around with.

Notech,I'm a Very good carpenter.. I'd make the coffin ( with your advanced years,you never can tell)

No way !

So....Oprah has a half sister. Discuss.

She looked whole to me ?

@ Porsche, some bud you are and I voted for you