Who's naming the f---ing SPAM!

I read that you can't get diseases when you wear a condom.
So when I frequent those fine establishments, I put on a a rubber.
The best solutions are the simple ones.

That's probably a good idea...better safe than sorry.

SP probably thinks you should wear a body condom

I'd wear one everyday if it was socially acceptable. Lol

It would probably be about as comfortable as a burka!

Still a Monk

(It was a good weekend ! )

A Monk in the traditional sense? Or by your standards?

They're not my standards, I was taught by a pro

I don't think your teacher is a monk though. I'm pretty sure his having a gf disqualifies him.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

Touching anything without hand santizer would also be on my list of things not to do at a strip club.

Why, it's not a whack-off on your hands club?

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

I don't think your teacher is a monk though. I'm pretty sure his having a gf disqualifies him.

Little do you know,
(she is just a trainee)

Master told me so! TK would never guide wrong!

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Why, it's not a whack-off on your hands club?

Meh...TV never lies, and G-string Divas has showed me otherwise. Maybe not your hands...but let's just say going into the champagne room is like being enveloped by an STD.

STD's come from champagne ? Are you sure?

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STD's come from champagne ? Are you sure?

I believe so.

I had champagne this weekend ! Do you think I should bite the bullet and just visit the free clinic?

Oh ! It was that cheap Korbel stuff

Were you wearing protection while you drank it?

Well I didn't. But I thought that the 1/2 liter of rum was good enough. I was talked into the champagne

Just say no Notech...just say no.

Sure that's easy for you to say. I think I was rickrolled again.

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(see i can't say it)

(I hate being easy)