Who's naming the f---ing SPAM!

It's the dildo vs. vibrator thing. Not a fan of the penetration.

Have you ever thought about how sweet the world would be without the constant strife between women and men "

I have !

My head gets shaved to the classic monk do tomorrow

Coulda just said you would buy something else.. like a different kind of vibrator. Wonder why EL asked you that question...

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Originally posted by Notech

Have you ever thought about how sweet the world would be without the constant strife between women and men

I have no strife with men.

Man up Darklight ... ask her out on Valentines day. When you ask her, bring some chocolates in one of those red heart shaped boxes. When she opens the box, put some holiday wrapped condoms in there so she knows that you are responsible.

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Originally posted by Darklight01

Coulda just said you would buy something else.. like a different kind of vibrator. Wonder why EL asked you that question...

I dont have a problem answering truthfully. It is what it is...besides, if I'm vague in my answer then you guys are even more curious. Why not just answer truthfully and set the record straight?

He most likely already knew the answer...lol.

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Originally posted by hornithologist

Man up Darklight ... ask her out on Valentines day. When you ask her, bring some chocolates in one of those red heart shaped boxes. When she opens the box, put some holiday wrapped condoms in there so she knows that you are responsible.

Do not listen to this man if you ever want to have any shot with this girl...let alone sex.

Bad hornithologist bad!

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

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I have no strife with men.

But men may have strife with you. I know of a few here that you've spurned, and they may feel sad. Or other such strife-y things.

Btw, anytime I hear the word strife I think of gonads.

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Originally posted by hornithologist

Man up Darklight ... ask her out on Valentines day. When you ask her, bring some chocolates in one of those red heart shaped boxes. When she opens the box, put some holiday wrapped condoms in there so she knows that you are responsible.

Yeah, I'm not doing most of what you said. Haha. I only see her on Tuesdays and Thursdays, and I don't think she's the type that would except condoms in holiday wrapping paper... Seriously, I think I could love this one..

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

It's the dildo vs. vibrator thing. Not a fan of the penetration.

I missed that, didn't read the product details enough I guess.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

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I have no strife with men.

Of course not (that wasn't meant for your eyes)

Notech has a BIG sad on.

So...should I only ask you, SP, and EL about stuff like that? I'm just trying to survive in a world where things might not go my way, like everybody else. So a little help is greatly appreciated by me.

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Originally posted by Darklight01

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Yeah, I'm not doing most of what you said. Haha. I only see her on Tuesdays and Thursdays, and I don't think she's the type that would except condoms in holiday wrapping paper... Seriously, I think I could love this one..

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Originally posted by Darklight01

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Yeah, I'm not doing most of what you said. Haha. I only see her on Tuesdays and Thursdays, and I don't think she's the type that would except condoms in holiday wrapping paper... Seriously, I think I could love this one..

You're right .. forget the condoms. Just make sure you let her know as soon as possible that most of the time, you are able to pull out before ejaculation.

Seriously though, ask her Tuesday. If you wait too long, she may eventualluy be taken.

Okay, well, she's that type of girl is all I'm saying. Dude, I'm still laughing...lol.

Vibrators in the lounge,



I should remember to read before posting my life.... was all sad now I'm sorta happy!

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Originally posted by hornithologist

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You're right .. forget the condoms. Just make sure you let her know as soon as possible that most of the time, you are able to pull out before ejaculation.

Seriously though, ask her Tuesday. If you wait too long, she may eventualluy be taken.

I hear ya. And that's definitely possible that she could be taken. But she could be taken already for all I know. Plus, I'm going to be pretty busy on Tuesday and not around her at all that day.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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But men may have strife with you. I know of a few here that you've spurned, and they may feel sad. Or other such strife-y things.

Boohoo. Spoken like someone who causes strife right?

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Originally posted by EL

Btw, anytime I hear the word strife I think of gonads.

I have no response to this...

SPURNED!!! I do not wonder how that felt.

You jerks better name the spam this time.