Who's naming the f---ing SPAM!

Sadly no, I think she fell asleep me.

Whadaya say Honda...is she still worthy?


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Whadaya say Honda...is she still worthy?


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This guy thinks she is.

I have to say, that at least in this video...I think she looks better than ever!

i'll agree with that

She looks lovely as an adult. The crappy jr high sex zombie phase was just

"I don't need to take my clothes off." "I like to think of myself as a role model."

These are the types of things Avril Lavigne used to say. It was subtle as first...

"Oh hey, what...does Avril have blonde streaks in her hair?..Cute!...She's so cute and neat, at least shes not entirely blonde, that would be kinda sad."

"Oh well, her hair is blonde how, but it has other colours in it...that's cool, she's...dressed more provocative than usual, but whateves...growing up I guess."

"In the video for "Girlfriend" she's pretty cute, and it's a catch song..yeah, okay, yeah." *Also, around this time she had that awesome Maxim shoot*

"Avril divorced her husband and is now dating arguably the hugest douche ever?...I uhh...not really, meh."

"So, Avril nipple slip eh....it's hot and stuff, but, not really as into it as I could be I guess. She's cute still, but it's not the same."

*eyes the remaining 2000 pics in folder to be added to Avril thread that was probably started in 08.*

*Oh hey, another super fucking annoying Proactive commercial, I wonder which failure it will be this time, Jessica Simpson...Jennifer Love Hewitt?...Wait....whoa, pump the brakes...is that?..No, wait, maybe...Oh, that's Avril Lavigne, and even in a Proactive commercial it looks like she was shot in the face with some sort of make up cannon."

*boner for Avril dies*

"Oh hey, Avril has a new video called "What the Hell" meh, they know I have dial up and this TAKES FOREVER, but hey, I'll give it a shot since SP is coolio and Avril used to have a special place in my pants. Oh, she's sleeping with a douche in a wife beater, bragging about being slutty...nice. Oh she's in her underwear walking around, she's got a pretty solid body. Oh hey, she's pimping computers and flat screen tvs....and her own perfume, in the first 20 seconds..while almost naked. She's attractive in the sense if I seen her in real life I'd probably take a shot...but, she's never be that...oh hey, imma buy that Maxim, which I've never bought before JUST BECAUSE SHE'S IN IT hot ever again. She's sledding down the mountain of female aging, and they make Katy Perry look epic in music videos, then you see her without makeup...yeah, over it."

So over it.

Probably.

I have to agree that was the most blatant product placement I've ever seen before, but I couldn't very well tell you that before you watched it. Idk...it's an enjoyable song, she looks good, and I ignore the douch bf, so it's all good.

Also, since that Alice song she had while back, for that movie Alice in Wonderland...

Her voice is super fucking annoying and it's like she's in a competition with Miley Cyrus to see which one can be the more famous singer despite being awful.

She's so much hotter than Miley Cyrus it actually made me cringe a little thinking about Miley Cyrus right after Avril...but still.

Sarah Michelle Gellar turned like 27 and was like "Time to quit Buffy and be SERIOUS BUSINESS ACTRESS!" then fell off the face of the fucking earth. The new Avril video is just striking me as horribly desperate....

She's cute though..for a girl of her age.

@SP: She's still attractive, but meh.

Maybe it's me growing up or something...I dunno, I remember me all back in the day thinking her and SMG were epic, and it's same as when you look back on those embarrassing phases you had as a child, like I dunno. I had a yo-yo for awhile..that was trendy. It was probably the last trendy...but yeah, it's like that. Looking back on your childhood self and being like "Hey, no man, that was gay."

Relies and shit are taking forever with that video loading.

I'll agree that the subject material of the song is so-so at best, but it is pop music after all...so meh at best.

A girl of her age? Lol, yeah I forgot 19 is over the hill for you.

Yeah, that was just me being intentionally douchy awesome.

Girls stay pretty okay until their late 20's early 30's give or take.

But, look at any 27-35 year old girl you think is pretty. She was hotter when she was 18-23, significantly.

It's the one part of the world where it pays to be a dude, other than you know, awesome driving abilities and running the world, is that men tend to age well, not the fatties who let themselves go, but usually when a dude is attractive, he stays that way..for a long as time.

I can name three girls I know personally that would currently fuck the shit out of Patrick Dempsey...how olds that dude, 50?..John Stamos, Harrison Ford, Sean Connery?!

Older attractive female sex symbols?

I'm not entirely just being a sexist asshole, it's pretty.....go outside and look around for awhile.

Have you seen the cast of any of those sexy older lady shows? When their clothes are off it looks like someone melted attractive girls.

Kate Beckinsale still makes me go :3 on occasion..

I can't really think of many attractive older chicks...

...especially ones in their 50s or 60s.

I seen a commercial for this product called "sexy forever" endorsed by (oh, also, Cindy Crawford is aging well) by Susanne Summers..I don't know how old she is, but if you seen this commercial, you might throw up a little in your mouth, or like me, straight up in the air in an attempt to blind myself from TEH HORROR.

She's like, 60?

She's also had a ton of plastic surgery...and still, looks horrible.

Also, Jane Fonda in Georgia Rule wasn't that bad looking for an old chick. I'm not saying I'd hit it, but, not bad considering.

Mmmmm Kate Beckinsale. I even watch that whole crappy Underworld 3 movie hoping that she'd actually make an appearance in it. I've not seen the sexy forever commercial, but honestly Susanne Summers, IMO has never been hit worthy.

I was trying to think of older chicks that were once considered attractive.

Man, I just cracked a fuuuckin wine cooler, SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN.

Jesus...not a wine cooler!! Its gonna get so crazy that I'm comsidering going to bed.

Wow Cliffhanger is an awesome movie...fine acting!

I've been sick and I didn't actually eat today outside of a chicken nugget earlier.

I just realized that the whole, zero sleep, no food and pounding wine coolers like Pepsi turns out poorly on the stomach.

But wonderful on the "I feel and warm and happy" front.

It makes coughing feel neat.

haha geesus. what a conversation you two had last night :P

I don't really think that's true though, Honda. I think men and women have the same ability to age well. It just depends on how well you take care of yourself. ...I also think people of the same sex tend to be looking at the opposite sex with more of a critical eye than when they're looking at people of their own gender.

Sure. there are some good looking older guys. Anderson Cooper. Hot damn. though he may be gay... whatevs. haha But I actually don't think any of the ones you listed are all that and a bag of chips. Patrick Dempsey... maybe? I don't think Harrison Ford is any better looking than his wife, Calista Flockhart. She may be a bit thin but I think she's looking pretty darn good for nearly 50. And I never fell for the John Stamos thing. He just looks like a douche. And Sean Connery. Really? He's like a bajillion years old. And looks it.

I know not many people agree with me nor have they ever, but I think Jennifer Aniston is still good looking. Kate Beckinsale- hell yes. Julianna Moore... for being in her 50s is pretty good looking. Jennifer Beals has a special place in my heart, nearly 50. ...I just noticed I'm thinking primarily of women who have played lesbian roles in films. Hah. god damn. but as long as I'm on that track... Rachel Shelley is beautiful.

ok. I'm not saying that 60some year old Helen Mirren is hot or sexy or anything like that. But I'd say she's on Sean Connery's level. and I give her credit for this: http://www.fresnobeehive.com/archives/article-1035510-01F6B66400000578-643_468x815.html

and that's the end of my argument. haha take it or leave it...


Also. I will not tolerate you being sick any longer. Please get better, Mr. Honda.

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I think men and women have the same ability to age well.

The Nile.

It's not just a river in Egypt.

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I don't think Harrison Ford is any better looking than his wife, Calista Flockhart. She may be a bit thin but I think she's looking pretty darn good for nearly 50.

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Jennifer Beals has a special place in my heart, nearly 50

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I'm not saying that 60some year old Helen Mirren is hot or sexy or anything like that. But I'd say she's on Sean Connery's level. and I give her credit for this: [ Link ]

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haha geesus. what a conversation you two had last night :P

I don't really think that's true though, Honda. I think men and women have the same ability to age well. It just depends on how well you take care of yourself. ...I also think people of the same sex tend to be looking at the opposite sex with more of a critical eye than when they're looking at people of their own gender.

Sure. there are some good looking older guys. Anderson Cooper. Hot damn. though he may be gay... whatevs. haha But I actually don't think any of the ones you listed are all that and a bag of chips. Patrick Dempsey... maybe? I don't think Harrison Ford is any better looking than his wife, Calista Flockhart. She may be a bit thin but I think she's looking pretty darn good for nearly 50. And I never fell for the John Stamos thing. He just looks like a douche. And Sean Connery. Really? He's like a bajillion years old. And looks it.

I know not many people agree with me nor have they ever, but I think Jennifer Aniston is still good looking. Kate Beckinsale- hell yes. Julianna Moore... for being in her 50s is pretty good looking. Jennifer Beals has a special place in my heart, nearly 50. ...I just noticed I'm thinking primarily of women who have played lesbian roles in films. Hah. god damn. but as long as I'm on that track... Rachel Shelley is beautiful.

ok. I'm not saying that 60some year old Helen Mirren is hot or sexy or anything like that. But I'd say she's on Sean Connery's level. and I give her credit for this: [ Link ]

and that's the end of my argument. haha take it or leave it...


Also. I will not tolerate you being sick any longer. Please get better, Mr. Honda.

*cracks neck*

I'm really trying to be not sick anymore...I keep threatening to kick my ass if I don't feel better, and I mean fucking business too, and I know it...so you'd think I would listen, but no dice. I have a fun night of "is it gonna be a fart, or am I about to shit my pants."...in between throwing up. So yeah, that was good times, also hysterical coughing plus possible diarrhea is the closest I like to come to...THE DANGER ZONE!

Alright, now, as for the biz part of your post. You're like....not correct, which is surprising because you're awesome. Every woman you mentioned (except possibly Kate Beckinsale) has to rock the phrase "she's really pretty - for her age" where as what I'm putting out there, based on literally years of research is that guys aren't just aging better like, not deteriorating as much over time as women, but that men are actually getting better looking.

I watched a bio on Patrick Dempsey recently, he was a little nerdy and such when he a boy, now, I'm willing to bet if you show pictures to girls, they would agree that despite his age, he has actually gotten better.

I've applied this to myself. A few nights ago I was hanging out at my friends place and I couldn't sleep, so I used his computer to look up people I used to be friends with on facebook. The first girl I ever seen naked is a year younger than me, I was 14 roughly..so we were super young and playing truth or dare. I noticed her because I was looking up her brother, my old best friend, she's fat now, and has a buncha kids. this means in less than a decade..she has gone from good to fail...she's a plus size model. Now I laughed super hard, HEAD TILTED BACK laughter. Because I thought, I'm not really old or anything, it can't be that bad can it!? Yep.

In fact three girls I had relationships or flings.. got pregnant and are now plus size models. They're younger than me, in one case, by three years.

Out of not just girlfriends, but friends even like, acquaintances..almost none of the girls I found hit-able just a few years ago are still hit-able today. I used to be super attracted to this one girl, to the extent she went on as my "remember how I used to fuck xx" reminder to my friends that I used to be awesome girl. Yeah, she's about 50lbs over weight and married to a semi fat, neckbearded, trucker hat douche.

I used to think dating girls younger than me was weird, then I realized the guy in his 20's dating a girl in her 18-23 range is so acceptable nobody even blinks, because young attractive girls, want sexy adult men. They don't want these emo fags and wiggers...they want men, and maturity..and hey, even I am twice as good looking as my teenager counterpart.

I used to love Sarah Michelle Gellar. I used to cancel plans on Tuesday nights to watch Buffy, between season 1 and season 7....SMG got old. That's why her career kinda went in the shitter, plus she's a shitty actress.

For another example, as many of you might not know, I have a father....my father could pull more ass than any of my friends, any day of the week, and he's a few years younger than Harrison Ford. I'm not saying the whole, bar cougar, I'm saying my brother and I had a talk over the summer about how fucking annoying it is that almost every girl we date ends up having a crush on our father. I think it's awesome, becuase I look just like my dad, and my brother doesn't because he looks like some drunken, fugly mail man or something. I'm in better shape than my dad, and I'm taller...throw us both in a bar one night, I'm not sure I would leave with the more attractive woman. Some girls are just attracted to sophisticated, powerful, goodlooking men, of any age.

Now, I'm speaking generally here..like I said, not all men will age well, just like not all women, but majorities are supporting mah theories.

The only way guys lose a little in the age run is erectile dysfunction, but we have viagra for that, and I get the impression ED is mostly caused by having an old ass wife. I'm not sure I could keep my junk hard when a whole bunch of saggy tits start slappin me in the face either. It would be like a leathery spanking machine.

Young attractive girls have limitless power over men, they can literally destroy us just for giggles and smirks. But too many of them think the good times last forever, and that's why you see so many fucking scrambling to get knocked up before 30.

People can have a difference of opinion and such, which is cool. I'm not trying to be sexist, just you know...observant. We all do have expiry dates, dudes are just more in the canned good ball park, where women tend to be in the opened deli meats department.

Fuck, I'm hungry.