Who's naming the f---ing SPAM!

Also, while I was tying those gifs loaded.

I had forgotten how awesome you are Dros.

The other day my friend and I were talking about growing up. He was like "Honda, I always figured you would end up some aging playboy or something, like a spray tan and a yacht...but it seems like you're going down the relationship road after all." and I was all "Nothing is ever set in stone, anything could happen any day, and you always have to be prepared for that...but the only thing sadder than the idea of an aging playboy, is the fact an aging playboy is probably getting laid more than we are."

I obviously just meant him, I didn't want to be mean..but that shit is true. I bet Pierce Brosanan rolls out of bed off a mountain of models and vodka bottles...

So, this happened:

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Only in New York: helping Barry Diller push his Maserati out of the snow in Central Park on my way to work! http://twitpic.com/3tw7fh

I hate retarded rich people.

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alright. i laughed out loud. haha i fucking love Ari.

Okay. I have to wonder what's actually happening in the third picture of post 15: http://whatboyswant.com/forum_read/5070035/1/50/I_was_jacking_around_and_came_across_your_gf_s_face.html

For Christmas, Billy got Sarah wrestling lessons. And an invisible blouse. Grandma was amused.

Sarah had a big final coming up the next week though, so while taking her wresting lesson, she decided to keep her notes out and study.

So, I jsut watched that Avril video.

What a piece of trash.

Why is she trash?

The video/song is a piece of trash.

She's not really trash, just....very disappointing, I guess.


I'm kind of amused that she started out years ago and was all "Oh, I'm so alternative. I like Sk8r Bois. etc. etc." And then get gets married and divorced and decides she likes douchey pretty boys.

All the corporate whoring isn't exactly consistent with the skater punk image, either

I'm pretty sure the skater punk image was corporate whoring also.

I'm sure we'd all whore ourselves out if Sony dropped a big pile of cash on our front step.

Yeah, but I'd be honest about it. If I was pretending to be something I wasn't really, it would show up in subtle things, like interviews and press and whatnot.

So the 4 or so plugs for Sony weren't subtle? Lol. Didnt she used to flog Cannon cameras? Sony must have more cash. Lol

You know what I'd do if Sony gave me a shitload of money?

I'd buy a big forklift.

Why, you ask?

Isn't it obvious? Because I want a Ferrari.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1348992/Now-thats-looting-Tunisian-steals-outsed-presidents-125-000-Ferrari-using-FORKLIFT-TRUCK.html

I don't exactly follow. Would you use the forklift to steal a ferrari?

Geesuz...Its only 9:30 and I'm exhausted!

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I don't exactly follow. Would you use the forklift to steal a ferrari?

Yes. Click on that link, and you'll see pictures of how it works.

Lamborghini,

I need to explain. They were taking taking that Ferrari turd to the dump. Think Countach




Then it would be stealing

Honda says I'm compensating for something because of the car I drive.