Your local superhero (that would be me, friends!) has been around this block for quite some time. He has seen people come and go - and he has been a witness to things that most people should never have to see.
He also enjoys speaking of himself in the third person. What a crazy fellow he is.
But there comes a time when even a forum superhero can come to the brink of exploding through his limits due to piles and piles of nonsense happening all around him.
Fight as he may, a super crime fighter can only solve so many cases one after another. This is where he needs your help ladies and gentlemen. Your help in the form of shedding some light on the many mysteries of WBW - with your help, they can.. and will.. be solved.
Where oh where to begin. So very many silly things to speak of, and so little time and attention span.
Lets begin from the beginning.. With Diz.
WBW Mystery #1: What is the meaning behind the wooden shoes, anyway?
Logic Says: Don't they all do it over in dutchland?
WBW Usually Tells Us: Chicks dig wood.
Probably Best Used For: Keeping him grounded during panic induced upgrades.
Moustachio! Concludes: You cant begin to understand the dutch. Look at creepus.
WBW Mystery #2: How Did SouthernGirl Age So Quickly Within Two Avatars?
Now the great Moustachio! has been known for his ability to sniff out odd situations before they even happen. And I'll have you know that he completely saw this one coming. The first display picture was of a young girl.. perhaps TOO young.. and the second - A silicone filled milf? Something isnt right there folks. But I am on the case!
Logic Says: It must be a dude trying to be a chick trying to be kyosho.
WBW Usually Tells Us: Of course its a dude. Arent they all?
Probably Best Used For: Duping newbies out of credit card numbers.
Moustachio! Concludes: Her moustache is probably better fitting than mine!
WBW Mystery #3: Why do mods pretend to like each other? And why do they pretend to like Vagina-King?
Ok, so I made the second part up. But admit it - the great Moustachio! Induced a chuckle or two out of you with that. Any kind of dysfunctional family has the retarded cousin that no one really wants to notice or be noticed talking to. Why do they pretend to enjoy each other's company.. when a stabbing is only one quote train away?
Logic Says: Sure, they get along well.
WBW Usually Tells Us: Secretly, they want to fist each other in the ouchie spot.
Probably Best Used For: Concealing jealousy and rage.
Moustachio! Concludes: Let the games begin!
There are many untold truths about WBW. Being a superhero of the people, I do my best to bring light into the darkness.
There will be more. Much, much more.
Stay tuned, friends.
He also enjoys speaking of himself in the third person. What a crazy fellow he is.
But there comes a time when even a forum superhero can come to the brink of exploding through his limits due to piles and piles of nonsense happening all around him.
Fight as he may, a super crime fighter can only solve so many cases one after another. This is where he needs your help ladies and gentlemen. Your help in the form of shedding some light on the many mysteries of WBW - with your help, they can.. and will.. be solved.
Where oh where to begin. So very many silly things to speak of, and so little time and attention span.
Lets begin from the beginning.. With Diz.
WBW Mystery #1: What is the meaning behind the wooden shoes, anyway?
Logic Says: Don't they all do it over in dutchland?
WBW Usually Tells Us: Chicks dig wood.
Probably Best Used For: Keeping him grounded during panic induced upgrades.
Moustachio! Concludes: You cant begin to understand the dutch. Look at creepus.
WBW Mystery #2: How Did SouthernGirl Age So Quickly Within Two Avatars?
Now the great Moustachio! has been known for his ability to sniff out odd situations before they even happen. And I'll have you know that he completely saw this one coming. The first display picture was of a young girl.. perhaps TOO young.. and the second - A silicone filled milf? Something isnt right there folks. But I am on the case!
Logic Says: It must be a dude trying to be a chick trying to be kyosho.
WBW Usually Tells Us: Of course its a dude. Arent they all?
Probably Best Used For: Duping newbies out of credit card numbers.
Moustachio! Concludes: Her moustache is probably better fitting than mine!
WBW Mystery #3: Why do mods pretend to like each other? And why do they pretend to like Vagina-King?
Ok, so I made the second part up. But admit it - the great Moustachio! Induced a chuckle or two out of you with that. Any kind of dysfunctional family has the retarded cousin that no one really wants to notice or be noticed talking to. Why do they pretend to enjoy each other's company.. when a stabbing is only one quote train away?
Logic Says: Sure, they get along well.
WBW Usually Tells Us: Secretly, they want to fist each other in the ouchie spot.
Probably Best Used For: Concealing jealousy and rage.
Moustachio! Concludes: Let the games begin!
There are many untold truths about WBW. Being a superhero of the people, I do my best to bring light into the darkness.
There will be more. Much, much more.
Stay tuned, friends.
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