The Mysteries Of WBW Solved By "The Great Moustachio!"

B A N A N A S!

whoa, that's a fuckton of bananas there Mr. High.

*chants* SPAMCHEZ! SPAMCHEZ! SPAMCHEZ!

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Originally posted by Latino

*chants* SPAMCHEZ! SPAMCHEZ! SPAMCHEZ!

damn and that didn't work guess you have to use the spamchez call again great thread tho

Brilliant thread DS


and now one mistery for you: who is kanzen?


i hope you can solved it

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Originally posted by mistral

Brilliant thread DS


and now one mistery for you: who is kanzen?


i hope you can solved it

Kanzen is just a PHP code, he does not exist. Neither do I, for that matter.

~YM

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Originally posted by YahMan™

[reply=mistral]
Brilliant thread DS


and now one mistery for you: who is kanzen?


i hope you can solved it

Kanzen is just a PHP code, he does not exist. Neither do I, for that matter.

~YM
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Diz is more twisted than I thought. Making a bot like that, hrrrr, just sick.

Back on topic....

~YM

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Originally posted by mistral

Brilliant thread DS


and now one mistery for you: who is kanzen?


i hope you can solved it

i only know where he lives...

Mystery Update!: The Great Moustachio! has located and arrested the man responsible for stealing and hoarding the credits of n00bs, reposters, pro video uploaders and kyosho.

While out on routine patrol of the city streets (what superhero doesnt have a route?) I noticed something very strange from the corner of my superhero-ly enhanced eye..

Could it be?

No! It wasnt the answer to why everytime WBW is upgraded everything gets broken!

Instead, it was the answer to a question that this hero has gotten many times over.. Where are my credits?

After chasing the man down (he was fat, and so am I (BUT STILL IN SUPERHERO SHAPE!) ) I cornered this man in a warehouse that had formally been used to build "realdolls".

And so began our conversation! (during which I found out he went by tha alias "Bill".

DSC: Stop fiend! Where the hell do you think you are going with that star????!!!shiftone!
Bill: Get away from me, you fat freak!

DSC: No need for insults! I consider it "Superhero Build!".
Bill: What the hell are you talking about, idiot?

DSC: Stop skirting the issue, old man! Give the non-deserving leechers back their credits!
Bill: Never! Do you know how much these fucking things go for on ebay? Its a brilliant plan!

DSC: I once used ebay to buy some old non-matching tube socks.
Bill: Why the fuck would you buy that?

DSC: Have you ever seen me during the summertime? One well placed tubsock goes a long way with a cape.
Bill: You are one sick fuck!

DSC: Dont knock it until you've tried it, evil do-er.
Bill: Stop your babbling! I need to get out of here!

*Bill begins to run, and spamchez springs into action*

DSC: Ah HA!

*spamchez swings from a nearby hanging wire and falls on his opponent!*

Bill: Why do you want to give the credits to those leechers, anyway?
DSC: You know, I never thought of that. You have a good point.

Bill: So that means you are going to let me go?
DPC: Never! As long as evil ones such as yourself roam the streets, as long as no one knows who the fuck kyosho is, and as long as the car forum still remains the land of washed up mods and lost new members - I shall vanquish evil!

Bill: I'm wondering which one of us is actually the dangerous one.

Bill: I would have gotten away with it too if..
DSC: It werent for those kids and their little dog?
Bill: ..if you werent standing on my fucking neck.


So there you have it folks. With bill in the slammer, all the non-paying image leeching n00bs should finally see their movies.

This wont be the last mystery I solve. More to come! *woosh!*

So, it's Bill?

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Originally posted by YahMan™

[reply=mistral]
Brilliant thread DS


and now one mistery for you: who is kanzen?


i hope you can solved it

Kanzen is just a PHP code, he does not exist. Neither do I, for that matter.

~YM
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wait.... he is too a code?

do we all are too?


another mistery to solve....

on behalf of all newbies thanks for sloving the mystory of credits

Damn I'm lost....but this shit is funny regardless. I wonder where the fuck I've been for half of this shit. I have been a member over two years..lol

lets get BILL!!!

* Runs *

Ok, new mystery: Who the fuck is Al?

Awesome dude. Good to have you back solving mysteries.

Mistral ("Missy" is Definitely One Hot Chick!

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Originally posted by robodick

Mistral ("Missy" is Definitely One Hot Chick!

Sure she is, that's not a mystery.