The Mysteries Of WBW Solved By "The Great Moustachio!"

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Originally posted by dirtyspamchez

[reply=Gigolo]
How about this Mistery: Whos spoof is Moustachio?!?

http://whatboyswant.com/userprofile/21513/

Aren't we all? That isnt even a proper mystery.

There will, however - be more WBW mysteries to come. Very soon.
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*calls the spamchez*

Quote:

Originally posted by dirtyspamchez

[reply=Gigolo]
How about this Mistery: Whos spoof is Moustachio?!?

http://whatboyswant.com/userprofile/21513/

Aren't we all? That isnt even a proper mystery.

There will, however - be more WBW mysteries to come. Very soon.
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i'm a spoof:-?

Mystery #10: Why did bangme just dissappear? And why is her underage sister in the galleries?

The great moustachio! never trusts the females on WBW when they try too hard. In fact, he doesn't trust females that are standing right in front of him. When a member or two (including myself, of course!) called Ms. Bangme out on some specific issues.. she vanished without a trace.

Logic Says: Whoops, they found out I've got a johnson!
WBW Usually Tells Us: Apparently someone discovered her pictures.
Probably Best Used For: Making an example out of fake females.
Moustachio! Concludes: Wait.. her sister is in the galleries?


Mystery #11: Is Mztique's real name really monique? Do we care?

Nice~~~~ pics...~~~ Good post~~~~~~~~~~~

monique
monique
~~~~~monique~~~~~~~~~

Logic Says: The mentally challenged should not be given the right to breed.
WBW Usually Tells Us: Only the mentally challenged breed.
Probably Best Used For: Giving knuckles ($in) a run for his money as the worst poster ever.
Moustachio! Concludes: Skydiving without a chute is obviously the only cure for stupid.

Mystery #12: Bachiotomy. The Man, The Myth, The Legend!

Not only has the great moustachio! noticed his sudden exit lately and how quiet he has been.. but the great moustachio! himself decided to test Mr. Bachio's abilities as a member helping mod.

Under the guise of a simple n00b - Bachiotomy was sent a message pleading for help. Obviously, being a crew member - I was in for the help I needed right?

What do you think?

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Originally posted by Bachiotomy

"Do not pm me again, I am not a chatter"

Logic Says: Has it been that long since he has been laid?
WBW Usually Tells Us: If you want help with something, you are better off playing "hide and go fuck yourself".
Probably Best Used For: The crew not actually needing to DO anything.
Moustachio! Concludes: If someone is into the dudes with a lube tube... who is the great moustachio! to judge?

More to come moustachio-ites!

*woosh*

...shit, Latino's call worked

fucking awesome!!...my spamchez locator works!!!

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Originally posted by dirtyspamchez

Moustachio! Concludes: Skydiving without a chute is obviously the only cure for stupid.

is there any advice thats bad when it comes from our hero??

Spamchez is a genius.

I'm liking this.
My secret superhero identity is proud of your work Moustachio

you are my new hero

dude you are the bomb!!
quick! pull my finger!

*applauds*

*applauds*

(grrr)

Spamchez is a genius...

Quote:

Originally posted by dirtyspamchez

Mystery #10: Why did bangme just dissappear? And why is her underage sister in the galleries?

The great moustachio! never trusts the females on WBW when they try too hard. In fact, he doesn't trust females that are standing right in front of him. When a member or two (including myself, of course!) called Ms. Bangme out on some specific issues.. she vanished without a trace.

Logic Says: Whoops, they found out I've got a johnson!
WBW Usually Tells Us: Apparently someone discovered her pictures.
Probably Best Used For: Making an example out of fake females.
Moustachio! Concludes: Wait.. her sister is in the galleries?

I know the real answer, really i do


*hint* bangme is a she, I have seen her on webcam

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Originally posted by InvisibleGod

I know the real answer, really i do


*hint* bangme is a she, I have seen her on webcam

I don't know if that makes you resourceful.. or just really sad. At any rate, the jury is still out!

This thread is fucking awsome!

Havent had a smile on my face like as I do now for ages

Bonus Mystery!: Who is ghostwriting for WBW's own "Senja"?

The world's greatest superhero didn't get to where he is today (as seen on WBW and around the world!) by being born yesterday my friends. The great moustachio! has seen is share of dunderheads and dungforbrains come and go from this great forum.

There is one, however - that.. well.. lets say.. peaks this superhero's interest.

Simply going by the name of "Senja" - this mysterious figurehead of WBW rarely posts. When he does, it is usually to explain one of the inner workings of WBW or to try to help someone with a problem.

He can most frequently be seen beating the english language into submission in the feedback forum.... Until lately, that is.

This detective can see through the fog, however. Take, for example:

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Originally posted by Senja

Hey Burn we appriciate all the things you done for the site. Not all friends are gone i'm sure of that. You will be missed here, i'm sure of that. The porn is never old and we have also a car section. We hope to see you arround sometimes it's always fun when your arround.

Goodby and goodluck My friend

This was posted some time ago in a thread by the member "Burn".

And this, friends - was recent:

Quote:

Originally posted by Senja

Numbers i can't read i'm more into figures.

Or how about this gem:

[reply=Senja]When you see a girl that's under 18 please report the picture so we can remove it.[/quote]



Logic Says: His sentences got shorter, and his vocabulary longer.
WBW Usually Tells Us: Someone is getting free membership to be a proofreader.
Probably Best Used For: Making the site co-owner not look like a dunce.
Moustachio! Concludes: Stay in school kids. Drugs can wreck your brain.

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Originally posted by dirtyspamchez

[reply=InvisibleGod]
I know the real answer, really i do


*hint* bangme is a she, I have seen her on webcam

I don't know if that makes you resourceful.. or just really sad. At any rate, the jury is still out!
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at last she was cute any more mysteries get solved today?

Damn, thegreatmustacho/dirtyspamchez is back...., and better conclusions than Clussou had