The Mysteries Of WBW Solved By "The Great Moustachio!"

This is starting to smell old'school. Makes me cry.

Damnit another brilliant spoof down the drain

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Originally posted by TheBanButton

Damnit another brilliant spoof down the drain

some are funny...some are plain annoying..

This guy is funny

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Originally posted by TickLes

This guy is funny

are you kidding??

this guy is great!!

im sure it will get ugly before the end guys! Like he could reveal the true gay identity of DH, or whether Latino ever did it with a kangaroo, or EVEN..... the secret component to Fefes spoons

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Originally posted by dirtyspamchez

WBW Mystery #6: Will Mistral ever reveal her/his/it/kyosho's true identity and gender?

Actually she did. Well, sort of...

Most amusing

all i can say is that im glad he found where my pants are going

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Originally posted by rogue-ish

all i can say is that im glad he found where my pants are going

Mystery #7: Why has lilrika been using the same pictures of herself for three years?

Now don't get the great moustachio! wrong here.. he loves the pictures that this lady posts.. But why not update the avatars once in a while? Seems to me someone could have stumbled upon one giant cam set, and has been using the same set for a hundred different avatars.

Then again - the great moustachio! has been known to sniff markers.. so take his word for what you will.

Logic Says: Cameras are expensive, ok?
WBW Usually Tells Us: Its a dude.
Probably Best Used For: Not having to shell out for a digital camera.
Moustachio! Concludes: The red marker smells like jellybeans.



Mystery #8: How can no less than two of the moderators for porn forums be virgins?

Now please don't misunderstand the great moustachio! here. Saving your cherry is a noble cause, no matter what sex you are. I mean - if you never want to experience orgasm with a real woman, who am I to judge you.

The Great Moustachio! Thats Who!

Anyway.. this is a case that has your favorite superhero baffled. On one end - this is a forum about the female figure..

If one has never seen said figure in the wild.. how does one know how to properly govern those who have? It puzzles the mind, and excites the groin.

Logic Says: Cut the guys a break. If you've seen one, you've seen them all.
WBW Usually Tells Us: You mean girls without the .jpg extension actually exist?
Probably Best Used For: The lack of poontang causes an anger that mixes well with modding.
Moustachio! Concludes: 40 year old virgins are the new 14 year old mothers.



Mystery #9: When will Bangledesh finally turn 18?

The peach fuzz does not fool this superhero, Mr. Bangles. Signing up when you are 14? Proposterous!

Logic Says: He can't possibly be older than 12!
WBW Usually Tells Us: Chicks dig the babyface.
Probably Best Used For: Being thrown out of bars and 21 and over rock shows.
Moustachio! Concludes: How will he ever score when the ladies think of him as "little brother"?

w00t!! his back! and the bangles one has kept me baffled for a long long time!

More mysteries will be solved in the coming days.

*stays tuned*

Poor bangles.

Bangles can't buy any damn respect around this place.

Damn this is some funny shit, dirtyspamchez's delivery is hilarious.

BONUS MYSTERY!: Has anyone realized that AOD is still a mod?

Logic Says: Anglofdeath? Screw kyosho - who the fuck is he?
WBW Usually Tells Us: You need not be useful to be a mod.
Probably Best Used For: Confusing n00bs into thinking someone actually watches over that forum.
Moustachio! Concludes: Because of my short attention span, the great moustachio! would rather be chasing something shiny than figure this one out.

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Originally posted by dirtyspamchez

BONUS MYSTERY!: Has anyone realized that AOD is still a mod?

Logic Says: Anglofdeath? Screw kyosho - who the fuck is he?
WBW Usually Tells Us: You need not be useful to be a mod.
Probably Best Used For: Confusing n00bs into thinking someone actually watches over that forum.
Moustachio! Concludes: Because of my short attention span, the great moustachio! would rather be chasing something shiny than figure this one out.

I think the standard is about 8 months of inactivity before being removed, isn't it?