So, last night I went out with some friends...we tried to go to a bit, massive outdoor concert, but it fizzled out despite my bribery attempts. So, my bros and I went to a bar/dance club type thing in a nearby town.
I don't dance, everyone knows that..but my bros were at it, so I was having a sit down in the "cool off" area..where people go to chill out between dances. Slamming back my colas.
So, this man walks past me, he's balding pretty hard. Wearing beige shorts...white socks almost to his knee, and sandals. This man was there with his wife, I have to assume they were both in their mid 30s...the wife was kinda, grooving on the dance floor. I'm almost positive this man was on drugs.
He walks past me, and some other bro that was also watching the UFC fight nearby. The man in the shorts then proceeded to randomly just fucking EXPLODE into dance. He would grab the railing separating the dance area from the lounge area, and just go fucking bananas...then catch himself and just stop randomly. The best is, he would grab the railing, and drop his ass down to the floor like a chick, then EXPLODE up and spin. It was fucking the craziest sauce that ever sauced. He was definitely on something, it was just bananas.
The other UFC guy looked over at him when he started, then looked at me like "what the fuck is that guy doing?" and I shrugged and laughed. Do you know how fucking insane shit has to be before you lock eyes with another dude from sheer "what the fuck". I decided I needed to capture this stealthily, for my bros. I took I think three vids...this is the smallest one......it's turned sideways by the way...so pre-tilt your heads to the left.
http://tinypic.com/r/2vn3zh5/7
I had to convert this shit and all kinds of stuff...and it's kinda dark. So watch it a couple times. Really drink in the ridiculousness.