Schlicker Spam, now with gimpyness

That's actually super hilarious considering the redonkulous amount of plastic surgery Jennifer Aniston has had.

Hairline adjustment, nose job..all kinds of shit.

Her old roommate or something started telling everyone this shit, when Aniston got famous and started pretending she didn't exist. She has pictures and everything.

Jennifer Aniston is basically the same as a barbie.....except nobody wants to play with Jennifer Aniston.

Outside of the blind and homosexual.

Honda you be on the drugs aren't cha, cuz obviously you are hallucinating...

Angelina +1

The resemblance is uncanny

I know, right. Whodathunk she'd be able to double for a Russian man.
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Lets settle this once and for all.

http://whatboyswant.com/forum_read/5176935/

They're testing pickups on Top Gear tonight

Is it American Top Gear?

If so...Rutledge is the only decent one.

Tanner Foust pisses me off so bad. Little fag.

If it's real Top Gear....why the fuck am I not getting that?

@Brownell: I'm actually watching Austin Powers right now, double lulz.

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Damn, I should have checked back in before going to all the work of trying to find some complimentary photos of Angie. Maybe I'll go ahead and post them in your poll.

*Patiently waiting for epic Honda video*

So, last night I went out with some friends...we tried to go to a bit, massive outdoor concert, but it fizzled out despite my bribery attempts. So, my bros and I went to a bar/dance club type thing in a nearby town.

I don't dance, everyone knows that..but my bros were at it, so I was having a sit down in the "cool off" area..where people go to chill out between dances. Slamming back my colas.

So, this man walks past me, he's balding pretty hard. Wearing beige shorts...white socks almost to his knee, and sandals. This man was there with his wife, I have to assume they were both in their mid 30s...the wife was kinda, grooving on the dance floor. I'm almost positive this man was on drugs.

He walks past me, and some other bro that was also watching the UFC fight nearby. The man in the shorts then proceeded to randomly just fucking EXPLODE into dance. He would grab the railing separating the dance area from the lounge area, and just go fucking bananas...then catch himself and just stop randomly. The best is, he would grab the railing, and drop his ass down to the floor like a chick, then EXPLODE up and spin. It was fucking the craziest sauce that ever sauced. He was definitely on something, it was just bananas.

The other UFC guy looked over at him when he started, then looked at me like "what the fuck is that guy doing?" and I shrugged and laughed. Do you know how fucking insane shit has to be before you lock eyes with another dude from sheer "what the fuck". I decided I needed to capture this stealthily, for my bros. I took I think three vids...this is the smallest one......it's turned sideways by the way...so pre-tilt your heads to the left.


http://tinypic.com/r/2vn3zh5/7

I had to convert this shit and all kinds of stuff...and it's kinda dark. So watch it a couple times. Really drink in the ridiculousness.

lol...its much better after the 3rd view. At first all I could see were his socks. lol

Wait, is that bro jumping up on one foot and then landing on the other, as if that's some sort of dance move?

He looks like a spaz and a half.


You shoulda told him to do the Dougie.

It was awesome man...there was another dude, about 6'2..400lbs on the dance floor also rockin the socks/sandals combo...he had the front of his t-shirt tucked into his shorts.

It was fucking awesome.

Like, I don't even have to get up, and I already look 500 times better than most of the assholes there. lol

Seriously though, I don't dance a lot, but when I do (100% of the time involves trying to hook up with a chick), I'm fairly coordinated and chill about it.

That guy looks like he's having a seizure while standing up.



Also, I hate dudes in sandals and I hate dudes with socks & sandals twice as much. They deserve to have their feet cut off at the shins.

But I gotta say, I find that LMFAO song kind of catchy.

I'm 60% sure I could handle a casual dance situation..

It's just the fact that I always like to be comfortable in my element.

Also, I too kinda like that LMFAO song..lol

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BREAKING NEWS!

Actor uses prosthetics and makeup to look like someone they're not! SHOCKING!