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^^ LMAO!

OMG...that is hilarious !

I find that quite disturbing

I find Angelina to be a nice looking woman.



I lol'd, of course, but Angelina distracted me for a moment there.

It's kinda cool to see her in movies now...


...she looks like she's slowly melting.

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So, I've been outty lately...socially. For the first time in...well, a long time.

So, I'm meeting lots of new people (assholes) and girls (whor...floozies). I have a friend (jackass) who is making me meet people...I have a couple of friends, they're doing the same thing. So, my friend (jackass) has forgotten that I know him...I know him better than he knows himself. If someone asked him x question, I would probably have the answer first.

So, he breaks into this "cool story, bro" about this time he was all sneaky about getting into the movies. Then, once in said movies (he had brought a mickey of vodka)...he sad there and got wrecked in the movie...then there was this bro that smelled it and got in his face about it. Then his girlfriend was all into him..or something. (there were floozies with us....really FLOOOZIEISH ones..with tattoos, and they smoked, it was gross)

It was a long story, I'm surprised it didn't have him banging Megan Fox and then beating Superman in an arm wrestling match.

So, I ask him "what movie was this" and he tells us the movie. I'm not going to get specific, but it was a terrible, awful, stupid movie for children. A movie for little kids......................................the funny part of this story, is I asked twice if he was absolutely sure it was this movie, and he swore up and down it was this movie, he even invented a drinking game, mid movie...based on actions of the characters.

He had forgotten we seen this movie together.......we had no plans on a shitty holiday, and decided randomly to check this movie out, since we had seen anything else that looked decent.

We sat in the theater with like, six other people....we left without incident, it was terrible and boring.

So I said "so you only seen that movie once then"..and he was like "obviously, you wouldn't see that piece of shit twice" and I was like "yeah, I remember...since we seen it together.

I've never seen anyone mentally shit their pants before. His eyes opened wide, since laughter was still coming from the floozies and bros that were there...I had this coy little smile. "The best part was when you told that guy, "if you don't sit down, I'm going to sit you down, bitch.""

I am the best friend ever.

I don't like Angelina, I think she's fugly and odd looking...

But I do like busting someone on a fictitious story, bravo Honda

I think you're fugly and odd looking.

Is it possible to have conformity, and ones own individual pursuit of happiness???

I dunno. What do I look like, Dear Abby?

Maybe dear Arthur, but ya, something along those lines

I know we're past it...but Angelina is still one of the hottest women on the planet. The fact that she has 48 children hurts her overall hotness level, but she had room to spare.

^^^NO

listen...you're already pushing this friendship with your awful shoes...don't start in with Angie.

Seriously.

If you think Angelina Jolie isn't very beautiful you should probably set your eyes on fire, because they're worthless.

I just find nothing about that woman visually stimulating...

I find nothing about you visually stimulating.

You mean I wasted my time PMing all those nOOdies to you

I once caught a carp that possessed a striking resemblance to AJ... minus the tits