Schlicker Spam, now with gimpyness

I bet you'll never forget to take your pee bottles with you in the future, will you?



Also, I'm thinking he should call her back after a week or so. See if she's gotten over it.

What do you put the odds of that being real?

Like 1 in 4? 1 in 5?

I don't know...honestly. I think at the very least its an exaggeration of a real event.

The "should I wait to call her" kinda hurts credibility somewhat.

Wtf is wrong with my internal clock?

I'm up at like 6-6:30 every day. Going to bed at like 1-1:30.

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Wtf is wrong with my internal clock?

I'm up at like 6-6:30 every day. Going to bed at like 1-1:30.

unsual, but not that bad unless you are feeling it during the day.

why no sleep ? do you have "busy brain" ??

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

Wtf is wrong with my internal clock?

I'm up at like 6-6:30 every day. Going to bed at like 1-1:30.

I suggest you tell your doctor, and have them give you some Ambien!!

I woke up at quarter to ten, I didn't take ambien though...

But my head kinda has an ache to it

Sup peeps!

Unfortunatly sometimes sad news show up, even here!

This morning we were told at the hospital that the child my wife was carrying passed away.

I actualy got to see him/her on the ultrasound before we were told the sad news.

Hurts like a bitch, been crying for the past hour.

R.I.P little fella, we love you!

Sorry to hear that.

Hope you guys are ok. I know that kind of thing can be very hard on the parents.

Oh wow, that's extremely sad dude.

I'm sorry to hear that...

My deepest symphathies for your loss.

My sympathies as well. I was seven years old when my mother lost a baby...my little sister. It was a horrible loss to our family. Very, very sorry for your loss. Love to all your family ( and keep trying !).

F.

So I'm outside helping my dad chop wood. My brother comes out, and it's what..like 3:30 and he's wrecked drunk and stumbling around. We have a wood chipper, and he's determined he's going to start this wood chipper.

We try to talk him out of it, he can't be swayed...outside of the normal, drunken swaying he's already doing. So he figures it all out, and fires the bitch up. Wood chippers, much like my junk..are serious fucking business. I hate wearing protective shit, but I wear gloves and goggles. So there is two ways to put shit in our wood chipper, one for bigger logs you push through, and one for like, brush and stuff...

So we tell him to stand to the side, because it fires out pieces of wood at you. Him, refusing to wear gloves or goggles goes out into the wood. My dad and I are loling at the inevitable trip to the hospital.

About ten minutes go by, and the chipper stops. My brother staggers out of the woods, face bleeding..and his hands torn to bits. He's trying to put on a cool face...the coolest face he could muster, because (we assume) he had no idea how bad he was bleeding. His hands from holding the wood were torn to bits, just pissing blood. I guess as the machine pulls the logs through, he lacked the capacity to let it go as it went..so his hands were all sliced up.

I guess a piece fired out and hit him in the cheek, because it was bleeding pretty bad. She he stumbles over. "So..I'm gonna go take five, I'm not feeling the best" and my dad and I are openly just loling at him.

Then, as he's going in the house I guess when he reached for the knobs he noticed how bad his hands were, and he walked over and drunkenly chucked.."I probably shoulda worn gloves"..

I was laughing so hard I had to walk away. Just omg...fucking epic lulz.

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...he stumbles over. "So..I'm gonna go take five, I'm not feeling the best" and my dad and I are openly just loling at him.

Just doesn't get any better than drunken wood chipper operating

^^^We should go to SP's house and try that

Uhh...I'm like not gonna be home or something.

"JESUS, EVERY SINGLE DOOR IS DICKKNOBED!"

"Oh weird..they must have brought an albino elephant......."

"Nah, it's just me...bangles."