Schlicker Spam, now with gimpyness

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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Yeah, today's Daily Show is about as funny as a glass of water.

And holy shit that's crazy since Conan is like 6'3 or some tall shit.

I think Conan might even be taller than that...he had a dude on recently that was 6'7 and he was only a schooch shorter.

Yeah, the Daily Show used to be the business...but since I've been back watching it nightly, it's the meh kickoff the Colbert and Conan...C vs C is usually a solid battle...but the Daily Show is NEVER the funnier of the three.

It's really, really meh.

Actually, not so much, i don't think. He seems about her age. Which is just pathetic for the both of them. How do you only have one bf/gf from the ages of 15ish through 22ish? That's atrocious - like, you're missing out on the best years of your life. This isn't 1754. We don't do that shit anymore.



Also, do you have any fucking clue how god-awfully dirty the floor of a public bathroom is? It makes me throw up a little in my throat just thinking about it.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

Where's the annual meeting thread godammit?

It's like, 86% done.

It's just...so boring and unfunny I have to go through and spice it up a bit.

I haven't really been ..on the ball in the past little while and I don't just want to pinch out a shitty, unfunny thread.

My super threads usually only have a hand full of laughs, that just barely justify the read. So if it's long, boring and unfunny...I don't even.

Fine...pick it up then. Lol

@EL - You're asking me if I know how dirty the floor of a public bathroom is?

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Also, do you have any fucking clue how god-awfully dirty the floor of a public bathroom is? It makes me throw up a little in my throat just thinking about it. [ Image ]

Oh I know right..I don't even like touching door handles. I have to use a paper towel or if its a lever handle, my shoe (like a boss)...that's just so gross.

Also, I can't even imagine how bad their sex is.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

@EL - You're asking me if I know how dirty the floor of a public bathroom is?

I was more just stating it. Cuz it's gross.


Anyway, I think I gotta go to bed since I gotta get up and go to the courthose tomorrow.

Later kids.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Also, I can't even imagine how bad their sex is.

Yeah, weaker than the weakest missionary bore, I'm sure.

Like, if you never go outside your safe little box, you'll never experience new things. Plus, the type of people who are likely to get into a 7 year relationship during those years are, I'm guessing, not the type to be very into the more fun aspects of sex. Just...a total fail of most of a decade.


Their sex score would be significantly negative. How sad. What a waste of an awesome body.

So, I'm seeing a lot of commercials for Captain America..


...wouldn't you want to like, hold onto your shield...to like, deflect stuff?

Rather than throw it?

A throwing shield? That's just silly.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Anyway, I think I gotta go to bed since I gotta get up and go to the courthose tomorrow.

Later kids.

You stab a man, just to watch him die?

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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Yeah, weaker than the weakest missionary bore, I'm sure.

Like, if you never go outside your safe little box, you'll never experience new things. Plus, the type of people who are likely to get into a 7 year relationship during those years are, I'm guessing, not the type to be very into the more fun aspects of sex. Just...a total fail of most of a decade.


Their sex score would be significantly negative. How sad. What a waste of an awesome body.

lol....it reminds me of that Family Guy, where they show the British Pornography.

"Almost...almost....almost....done"

Shit it looks like the place exploded over the last few days. I'm such a Slacker.

We've been missing you.

Exploded in awesome!

Anyway....I fell asleep. Goodnight guys.

Sup with the Techmeister?

Long story Bud. And you know how I hate long posts

Yeah YOu know we could all write a sophisticated piece off crap but at the end of the day it's really not going to make stockmarket rise I guess (beer)

Summarize that shit.

Hondawg, you don't want to hear about 8 days of debauchery by this old Monk. So yeah, no summations.

(It was an epic battle tho'

I'm extremeley intoxicated hope that helps

If I posted a pic of her you all would hate me over the jelly!