Schlicker Spam, now with gimpyness

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@SP: Man...you're like a playa or something. Except dude playas are rarely running through middle aged chicks.

lol...she asked me out.

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Are lesbians aware of the sliding scale of hotness?

not until recently when your scale described me as 37 or something like that.

So I was just wandering my facebook page. It seems that my friends are like a 3 or 4 to 1 ratio of females to males.



I didn't really consciously do that, but, um, yeah funny how that turned out.

Lol..playa.

Also, between now and my last post I realized it was pouring out.

"Oh no self, did you leave the SUNROOF OPEN ON THE CAR!"

I turn on the outside lights, and it looks like it might be open..hard to tell.

"But I don't have the keys, and I can't use the doors, the dog will bark."

So I MacGuiver my ass into my parents room and lift the key (LAB)..I'm glad nobody was fucking.

Then I decide "Fuck it brah, go out the window"..so I slide my window open and remove the screen. Then I jumped out into the lawn, which was...you know, impressive fall wise. I run over to the car....My dad put the sunroof up before he came in.

I almost picture him talking like the Dos Equis guy now. Just trolling me from his slumber.

So now I'm all wet and my ankle got twistered flipped upside down.

I don't always troll Honda



But when I do, I do it while asleep.

Here's another thing.

What's the deal with fucking dumb girls.

Like, this one chick I know. She's got a great body - tall, skinny, huge chesticles - you know, the whole awesomeness. But her face is just meh. Which is really a downer, but whatever.

But here's the thing. This girl is, I think 22ish right now. She's been dating her boyfriend FOR SEVEN FUCKING YEARS.



What. The. Shit. Is. That. Bullshit?

So, what are you guys doing tomorrow?

And the moral of the story is:



Don't walk into you parents bedroom while they're fucking.

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So, what are you guys doing tomorrow?

I think I gotta go to the courthouse to get some paperwork filed to expunge my record.

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So I was just wandering my facebook page. It seems that my friends are like a 3 or 4 to 1 ratio of females to males.



I didn't really consciously do that, but, um, yeah funny how that turned out.

At least it's active

Wow.

Jon Stewart is kind of a small guy.

And then Jason Bateman came on his show, and is even smaller.

He's got to be like the size of a smurf.

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Here's another thing.

What's the deal with fucking dumb girls.

Like, this one chick I know. She's got a great body - tall, skinny, huge chesticles - you know, the whole awesomeness. But her face is just meh. Which is really a downer, but whatever.

But here's the thing. This girl is, I think 22ish right now. She's been dating her boyfriend FOR SEVEN FUCKING YEARS.

What. The. Shit. Is. That. Bullshit?

I bet she'd cheat on him so super hard.

Also, one sexual partner at 22.....there's so much you could teach her.

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So, what are you guys doing tomorrow?

Work and other nonsense. :/

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I bet she'd cheat on him so super hard.

Also, one sexual partner at 22.....there's so much you could teach her.

Seriously.

And she's always kind of eye-fucked me and been way too friendly for just someone you see around, you know, so it's like, yeah. But not. Because she's been with the same dude since 2004. When she was 15.

What is this, I don't even...?

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Wow.

Jon Stewart is kind of a small guy.

And then Jason Bateman came on his show, and is even smaller.

He's got to be like the size of a smurf.

Jason Bateman is shorter than Jon Stewart?

Holy balls.

I watched it, and all the "capital R" desperation business....but I didn't notice him walk out.

I did notice Shaq on Conan made Conan look like a little girl, which cracked me up.

@SP: Ohh...nonsense.

Don't lie, everyone loves smurfs

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Seriously.

And she's always kind of eye-fucked me and been way too friendly for just someone you see around, you know, so it's like, yeah. But not. Because she's been with the same dude since 2004. When she was 15.

What is this, I don't even...?

Man, imagine if you were still fucking the person you were dating at 15.

I would be so bummed.

@COG: I'm impartial to smurfs.

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Jason Bateman is shorter than Jon Stewart?

Holy balls.

I watched it, and all the "capital R" desperation business....but I didn't notice him walk out.

I did notice Shaq on Conan made Conan look like a little girl, which cracked me up.

Yeah, today's Daily Show is about as funny as a glass of water.

And holy shit that's crazy since Conan is like 6'3 or some tall shit.

I've got like three more threads to start.

But I'm not sure the Lounge can handle all this thread action.



Also...gross:

I can't imagine being with the same person since I was 15.

Let me guess, her bf is a fair amount older than her?

Where's the annual meeting thread godammit?