Schlicker Spam, now with gimpyness

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Bed at 11....bawhaha.

I haven't really decided yet, depends on how entertained I am kept...

I will have one beer for everyone in the spam thread right now. (plus maybe one more)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand go!

Laters hydra enjoy...

I was thinking about posting some noodies.





Oh hi Demo.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

I was thinking about posting some noodies.





Oh hi Demo.

I do believed I'm being lured into a false sense of hope...

What to do, what to do

Yeah...just messin'. Sorry buddy.

Guess it's time to get some sleep then

G'night Demo.

Night babe, maybe in my dreams I'll have better luck with them nOOdies

So....

I got asked out tonight by a 34 year old mortgage broker with 2 kids. I was just kinda stunned, but agreed to go out for drinks with her next week.

So...

Today I didn't get asked out by anyone.


Is she hot? Does she have big boobies (I bet they're kind of ruined because of the 2 kids thing)

She is quite cute actually. I totally don't get the gay/bi vibe from her at all. Boobies are not big, not small...just kinda suit her frame, which is very nice. Have no idea what they look like under her clothes though. Lol

Nothing a good old clit bash can't fix, show her who's boss tiger

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

She is quite cute actually. I totally don't get the gay/bi vibe from her at all. Boobies are not big, not small...just kinda suit her frame, which is very nice. Have no idea what they look like under her clothes though. Lol

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Maybe your gaydar is broken and she just wants to see if you'd make a good babysitter or soemthing.

I mean, are there a lot of lesbians with two kids? I don't know what the adoption or insemination rules and things are in Canadia

She was married and had the kids the old fashioned way I'm assuming.

Lol...I never thought about her just looking for a babysitter. Lol

Well, I was just throwing that out there.

Perhaps, instead, she would like a "clit bash." I don't know.

Although, if I were a woman, I'm like 93% sure I wouldn't want something called a 'clit bash.'

Bashing is never a good thing...name something good that has bashing in the sentence.

It's possible that she's just become an enlightened lesbian...although my guess is bi...in which case I'll go for a drink but that's about all.

Who buys? The person who asks the other person out, I would assume?

I'm assuming we split it.

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Originally posted by cog

Nothing a good old clit bash can't fix, show her who's boss tiger

I wish that hadn't made me lol..


..but I did lol.

@SP: Man...you're like a playa or something. Except dude playas are rarely running through middle aged chicks.

Are lesbians aware of the sliding scale of female hotness?



@Dros: You're lovely, never change.