Soo uhh, as I mentioned on Twitter earlier. Summer in Europe anyone?
Tits not required.
ThreadKiller 12 years ago
I'm in!
I just helped a Nigerian Prince move the royal treasury to my accont.
My reward for assisting this brother in Christ figures to bo about four million £.
Is that a lot of money?
Summer in Europe? Sounds sweet.
Although...it kinda depends on the countries.
And...well...you're not going to sell me to Marco, the sex-slave kidnapper, are you?
Chernobyl would be neat. Plus I could take my sniper rifle up into one of the towers and shoot snipe the meeting of that goofy looking dude.
We just have to avoid Marco from Tropoja
I'm not too worried. My dad has a particular set of skills.
I'd be more worried about you being sold to psychopaths who want to torture and murder you because of United States. I'll bring an extra sew-on Canada patch. Downside = People will think you're from Canada.
Is your mother a decent looking but worthless hussy?
Oh, I'll just go around saying, "oot and aboot" a lot.
Master actor.
Fuck, this damn mafia guy is pissing me off. He keeps getting shot, and then dying in the car or whatever before I get a chance to catch the douche with the backpack (and if I shoot at the car I break the backpack or whatever), so I have to keep doing this mission...like my 4th time now, and it'd be ok if he didn't live like halfway across the whole map from the place I have to go. It's like I have to make this long boring drive multiple times just because this old douche keeps dying.