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Sandwiched between two big pieces of SPAM.

Starter: Kanzen Posted: 13 years ago Views: 25.1K
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#4683748
Lvl 37
Quote:
Originally posted by DEMO

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TK, it's a smart phone, a keyboard and everything, it's just to small for the big thumbs to be easy like them lazy floozies


Get outta here. A phone with a keyboard.

#4683749
Lvl 27
I'll hang as many as possible.

I'll even add some starch for ya if you play your cards right



@TK, I bet half the kids on here have never seen a phone like that
#4683750
Lvl 24
I'm pretty sure I've never even had clothes starched before, do people still do that?
#4683751
Lvl 27
Sure. Do. Gotta have a good stiff collar babe
#4683752
Lvl 24
I knew you were into freaky shit with the collars
#4683753
Lvl 27
That reminds me, got something hanging on the line that needs tended to
#4683754
Lvl 24
Well. 2 hours later and the clothes still haven't hung themselves up.

And I keep getting talked into playing CoD, which is slowing down the progress
#4683755
Lvl 28
Quote:
Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

I can't say I disagree with you on that point. Bitches need to earn their keep


A good bitch can find more creative ways to earn her keep than getting a job.
#4683756
Lvl 27
I actually can't at this point, I need me a woman with an income
#4683757
Lvl 24
Bust

Demo, being the only one with an income is brutal. If you're in that boat, I feel for you.
#4683758
Lvl 27
Quote:
Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

Demo, being the only one with an income is brutal. If you're. In that boat, I feel for you.


Since September when she basically had a nervous breakdown, yup...
#4683759
Lvl 28
Demo needs a good Shuga Momma
#4683760
Lvl 24
Wow that's terrible.

My mom has been out of work for YEARS now, can't believe we're scaling it by years at this point. She gets income from my fathers company but you'd think she'd be tired of just getting by. I guess not. I have some bitter opinions on it
#4683761
Lvl 27
Quote:
Originally posted by bustMall

Demo needs a good Shuga Momma


That's what I'm talking bout, got a line on a good one



Quote:
Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

Wow that's terrible.

My mom has been out of work for YEARS now, can't believe we're scaling it by years at this point. She gets income from my fathers company but you'd think she'd be tired of just getting by. I guess not. I have some bitter opinions on it


Getting by sucks ass, although it can always be worse...
#4683762
Lvl 24
I think I'm the sugar mama in my instance, being that I make more money

Though I think in order to be a true sugar mama you've got to have a "kept man". That doesn't apply :P
#4683763
Lvl 27
So I'd have to be the one that lays down to make a living, and I'd get an "allowance"?


I could live with that
#4683764
Lvl 24
I thought you were going after middle aged housewives.
#4683765
Lvl 28
Quote:
Originally posted by DEMO

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That's what I'm talking bout, got a line on a good one



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Getting by sucks ass, although it can always be worse...


Demo, we might be buds n all, but being' a sugar daddy is wearin me out. I'll keep that number for myself of I find her.

But you're right. A person never has to look to far to find a reason to be thankful for what they do have. "worse" is never very far around the corner.
#4683766
Lvl 27
Quote:
Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

I thought you were going after middle aged housewives.


I'm not prejudice, gimme an old bat that's all wrinkly, if she's got enough coin, I'm in

@ bust - you bet buddy...
#4683767
Lvl 28
Quote:
Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

I thought you were going after anything that was warm and had a pulse


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