Sandwiched between two big pieces of SPAM.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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i want a divorce

Sweet...Rams is back on the market.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

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So take off all your clothes.

Wouldn't that be a wasted effort, seeing as the company I'm keeping in here

No TK, I'm not getting nekkid so you can

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Originally posted by DEMO

No TK, I'm not getting nekkid so you can

caM

I surf nekkid anyways.
no sense in messing up everything

So twisted

I'll cam if you got cash, been kinda looking for another source of income

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Originally posted by ThreadKiller

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caM

I surf nekkid anyways.
no sense in messing up everything

Hope you don't let company sit on your computer chair.

Demo, I love your whorish tendencies how much are you charging for the show?


Bust, he didn't finish it. Now my car is waxed except the grill and entire passenger side

I have no idea how much a middle aged man whore is going for these days, guess whatever some desperate housewife is willing to pay from her allowance

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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Hope you don't let company sit on your computer chair.

Its a wheelchair with a disposable underpad.
just kidding anyways, Depends...

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Originally posted by DEMO

I have no idea how much a middle aged man whore is going for these days, guess whatever some desperate housewife is willing to pay from her allowance

Her allowance? Is that what housewives who don't work get?

I would hate having to depend on someone for things I wanted to buy, especially my cam sex

I'm not sure it's actually an allowance, but it sounded better then cheap floozie money she gets for being to lazy to go get a real job, plus it was a lot easier to type from my phone

I can't say I disagree with you on that point. Bitches need to earn their keep

How do you type on a phone?
Like when you dial, how does it know which letter you want???

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

I can't say I disagree with you on that point. Bitches need to earn their keep

Indeed, so either earn a paycheck by punching a time clock, or laying down baby

TK, it's a smart phone, a keyboard and everything, it's just to small for the big thumbs to be easy like them lazy floozies

I prefer doing both.

Wow, I wish clothes hung themselves up, this is some bullshit.

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

Bitches need to earn their keep

Gotta be handy with the steel, if you know what I'm sayin'...

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

I prefer doing both.

Wow, I wish clothes hung themselves up, this is some bullshit.

I got a peg for you to hang em on

Fantastic song reference sir


Demo, yeah but will you hang them ALL on it for me?