Sandwiched between two big pieces of SPAM.

Well you could always turn to continual furious masturbation :P

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Originally posted by ramsann

im gonna be celibate.

Me too, for another 2 weeks and 2 days

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Originally posted by DEMO

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Me too, for another 2 weeks and 2 days

That's a pretty nailed down schedule.

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

Well you could always turn to continual furious masturbation :P

Furious masturbation is furious.

It's a shame that society looks down upon those that kidnap others for brainwashing into sex slaves. I thought this was the twenty-first century.

P.S. Does anyone want candy? I have some in my nondescript, windowless van over in the alley. Trust me.

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Originally posted by Kanzen

It's a shame that society looks down upon those that kidnap others for brainwashing into sex slaves. I thought this was the twenty-first century.

I would have thought you'd have invented some sort of sex slave robot by now?

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

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That's a pretty nailed down schedule.

I like my life to be very organized

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Originally posted by Kanzen

P.S. Does anyone want candy? I have some in my nondescript, windowless van over in the alley. Trust me.

That sounds like sexy jail time in the making.




Demo - you guys don't have to "schedule" fun time do you? That would be TOO organized!!

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

Demo - you guys don't have to "schedule" fun time do you? That would be TOO organized!!

Not normally, just this time because of circumstances beyond, MY control...

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

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I would have thought you'd have invented some sort of sex slave robot by now?

Shit costs a lot of money. Running low on funds.

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Originally posted by FeFe

That sounds like sexy jail homemade dungeon time in the making.

Fixed that for you.

Kanzen, such a sweet talker

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Originally posted by DEMO

Kanzen, such a sweet talker

In all fairness...he did offer candy.

That was a heck of a hang over.

Not really, I just don't handle them as well anymore in my old age...

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

That was a heck of a hang over.

Not really, I just don't handle them as well anymore in my old age...

You shoulda kept drinking and avoided it

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Originally posted by Kanzen

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Fixed that for you.

Even better.

It's gettin hot in here...

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I caught nine squids and some pretty good sized crabs the other night.

How exactly does one go about fishing for squid intentionally? Some homemade calamari sounds good. Been tempted to cut up some frozen bait squid, but.... well I've been food poisoned once from seafood, and that seems like it would be pushing my luck.


Spent the weekend in the garden and on the water. A good weekend. Gonna go golfing now.



FeFe, how'd that wax job turn out, anyway?


Seez y'all laterz.

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Originally posted by ramsann

im gonna be celibate.

i want a divorce

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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i want a divorce

I'm glad I save money on a present. I knew it wouldn't last.

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Originally posted by DEMO

It's gettin hot in here...

So take off all your clothes.