Random Chat Thread, We All Have Star Tattoos On Our Crotches.

Who can guess how many fucks are being given here?





now we're getting to the useful gifs.


i lol'd at this more than necessary.


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I lol'd my ass off!!

yeah she's just straight not giving a fuck when she walks away too, i love it

None of those were all that funny.
It must be girl funny, like how you all think Kathy Griffin and Margaret Cho and shit are funny.

I don't like either of those comedians

maybe they are just funny to kathy griffin haters. I laughed.

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Originally posted by bustMall

maybe they are just funny to kathy griffin haters. I laughed.

I cringed on that one.

That should be teh basis of a new halloween mask

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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So far this year, after losing about a third of my receipts, I've spent $2393.29 on playing Soldier.

With as much in taxes, FICA, retirement and shit as I pay, that's like 2 months net for me.

This game sucks, I need to try out Doctor or Playboy Billionaire. Those sound like better games.

Gonna create an Amazon Wishlist of just Amazon Giftcards.

Are you a career guy, Bangles, or are you about done and headed for school, tech job...?

I'm not sure yet, to be honest. If we kick off a war with somewhere, then I'll re-up and waive my dwell time to deploy. I don't like being in Garrison. (In fact, I quite loathe it.)

As for going to school:
Before I joined, I was in college. But, my recruiter screwed me and put me in too early, so I couldn't graduate in time to keep my original contract as an Officer Candidate. And because I'm an idealist and a patriot, I dropped out of college and took up an enlisted contract in the Infantry, instead of remaining in school. (I have 3-5 classes left to finish my degree in Russian, with an extra year or two to complete my majors in Economics and Classics.)

My plan, is to pursue a new degree in the medical field. Whether or not that's in the Army remains to be seen with what they can offer me.

I'm going to start looking into becoming a Warrant Officer (I've got support from leadership for that), becoming a Commissioned Officer through Green to Gold, or switching to the enlisted side of medical and spend a few years chilling chilling at a hospital and going to school. Or, getting out, going back to school and going through ROTC. It all depends on what they can offer and what I'm feeling.

Or, I might just flat get out and go work at the Post Office or work on becoming an analyst/agent for one of the alphabets.
...Or, I'll go be a bum somewhere.

Who knows.

Lots of options, and an open mind. Sounds like a recipe for success, no matter what way you go.

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Originally posted by bustMall

Lots of options, and an open mind. Sounds like a recipe for success, no matter what way you go.

Something like that.

Hun....CLASSICS ????

Come to California. I might try hetero love again just for you.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

I'm not sure yet, to be honest. If we kick off a war with somewhere, then I'll re-up and waive my dwell time to deploy. I don't like being in Garrison. (In fact, I quite loathe it.)

As for going to school:
Before I joined, I was in college. But, my recruiter screwed me and put me in too early, so I couldn't graduate in time to keep my original contract as an Officer Candidate. And because I'm an idealist and a patriot, I dropped out of college and took up an enlisted contract in the Infantry, instead of remaining in school. (I have 3-5 classes left to finish my degree in Russian, with an extra year or two to complete my majors in Economics and Classics.)

My plan, is to pursue a new degree in the medical field. Whether or not that's in the Army remains to be seen with what they can offer me.

I'm going to start looking into becoming a Warrant Officer (I've got support from leadership for that), becoming a Commissioned Officer through Green to Gold, or switching to the enlisted side of medical and spend a few years chilling chilling at a hospital and going to school. Or, getting out, going back to school and going through ROTC. It all depends on what they can offer and what I'm feeling.

Or, I might just flat get out and go work at the Post Office or work on becoming an analyst/agent for one of the alphabets.
...Or, I'll go be a bum somewhere.

Who knows.

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Originally posted by bustMall

Lots of options, and an open mind. Sounds like a recipe for success, no matter what way you go.

I don't know man, like 80% of those options involve working for the gubmint, and we know how you don't like that one bit!

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Originally posted by F1098

Hun....CLASSICS ????

Come to California. I might try hetero love again just for you.


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Teehee. *intrigued*

But, pfft... and you'll stay hetero () cause I was originally (way back when, lol) accepted into the School of Engineering.
Where my friends, whose paths I would have similarly taken (had some classes not been full--I was a really late applicant--and I decided to not wait a semester to pursue engineering. Cause fuck it, what's the worst that could happen from dropping out of Engineering and switching to Liberal Arts ) cause, fuck it, why not, all resulted in jobs working under a smelly ass Skunk mascot and presently the middle of nowhere in nowhere Nevada.





...sometimes, I wonder what would have happened if Bangles had decided to go the smart people route, instead of become a trigger puller.

...shit, I'd certainly be drinking less. This is looking to get expensive, again.

I should include "work related drinking" into my expenditure calculations for the year. There's another like 5,000 right there.

(Eh, apparently only $2376 on the high side, estimated, for the past 9 months.)

But, that's pretty mild for an Infantryman.