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Teh fuck is anything...

Soooo...

Soo...

Honda injured his fapping hand

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Originally posted by EricLindros

[ Image ] Honda injured his fapping hand [ Image ]

In a serious, yet hysterical fapping injury?

Don't think fapping was involved. Not sure.

Details are thin at this point.


He says his fingers are okay though, so that he can do his X-boxing or whatever.

Hmm...

Cover letters are a pain in the balls.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Cover letters are a pain in the balls.

I never know what to say...I always feel like I'm sucking up.

Yeah, I think that's the point, but they're goddamn awful.

I hate writing cliches and generic-yet-necessary crap. It's just so hacky, but it's what everyone expects.

get a job you bum.

but they're all so boring and unfun.

Stupid money. They should just pay me for being awesome.

Can you be a professional sperm donator? Like, lesbians need sperm for their babbys, right? And I mean, why not pick me? Smart and hot and no genetic defects and stuff, you know? Maybe I should put "Moderator of and International Porn Site" on my bio too, becuase chicks appreciate a guy with power and great responsibility, right?

What do you think a "reasonable" salary would be for your awesomeness?

like $50k/yr. Annual increases for a job well done, of course, but I think that's a reasonable starting salary for my qualifications.

Pay cuts for teh awesome when it's not so awesome?

3.5 more hours until sleep. Been up since... 26 hours ago. Lol.

i did it! one more to go.

Nice job Ram

Good on ya ! You will be a big success.