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Good job girl...almost there!

SP, i love your avatar lmouth but i keep noticing the the really dark sniffer holes and it distracts me from the lips

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

SP, i love your avatar lmouth but i keep noticing the the really dark sniffer holes and it distracts me from the lips

Better now?

I've had the same job for so long, I can't imagine having to make a resume or cover sheet or any of that crap.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

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Better now?

so much better!

Everything's better with Bluebonnet on it.

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Originally posted by Davey45

I've had the same job for so long, I can't imagine having to make a resume or cover sheet or any of that crap.

Indeed, been doing the same thing for 32 years, with the occasionall odd job here and there, but never had to go looking for them, always been someone I've known that's needed some extra help...

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Originally posted by DEMO

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Indeed, been doing the same thing for 32 years, with the occasionall odd job here and there, but never had to go looking for them, always been someone I've known that's needed some extra help...

32 years?! you know youre old when....

I can write really well when I have to, it seems.

Although there's only so much that rhetoric can compensate for. Like, at some point they're going to be like, "Wow, he really can write well, but I'm not sure we can afford another $1,000,000/yr International Playboy on our staff. Who put that on the jobs website in the first place?"

And the other guy in the HR department will point out, "Sally, he just made up that title. The job title he submitted that app with was for "janitor""

HR Sally: "Oh. Well he had me convinced we needed another International Playboy. Let's hire him!"


And then I say goodbye to all you fuckers and travel the world in style. (And by in style, I mean with high priced escorts and booze and sexy helicopters escorting me to the various sexy parties I'll be attending)

From janitor to international playboy, with sexy helicopters.


That's impressive writing.

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

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32 years?! you know youre old when....

Looks much worse seeing it in writing

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Originally posted by DEMO

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Looks much worse seeing it in writing

Probably looks pretty bad in life, too.

(kiding )

But dude, wow. That's like... practically older than Honda and I combined. Not so much EL or Kanzen though.

In my defense, I did get my first job, doing exactly what I still do today, at the ripe old age of 12...

I've been working way to freaking long

Sooo...I'm watching a girl masturbate with her two college roommates in the room.

LINK!



But serious tho, link.

how is that not awkward?

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

how is that not awkward?

Thus the

are they watching?

Drat. I missed it.


The word drat is not used nearly enough today, IMO.