No Spam In The Champagne Room - AKA Davey made me do it.

Is your social worker in that horse?

Soo...

It's the weekend...

I made slutty brownies!

The wife wants to make brownies, dunno if she's feeling slutty or not yet though...

Maybe a few more beers and some moonshine.

So, the greatest phrase of the weekend was this:

"There's nothing random about a boner"

It was like this: Dude we know at the club was referring to the way cute bartender who said she was going to wear some fantastic outfit
tomorrow night. Dude said" I'll be walking around all night tomorrow with a random boner"

My buddy said "There's nothing random about a boner"

We laughed alot for a long time.

That was random...

Seemed really funny at 2am. Funny how that works.

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Originally posted by Kanzen

Actually you'll have to blame Omuh for approving them, I did warn everyone earlier in this or the previous spam thread though.

We allowed "men" on the gallery. So why not ducks

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

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do you have a good answer? Kanzen isn't returning my calls.

I'll ask

Elephant snack

So much for humankind. Been nice knowing you all.

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I'd have been more impressed if the ape made a fire by rubbing sticks together or something. Matches? Psshhh.

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Originally posted by Davey45

I'd have been more impressed if the ape made a fire by rubbing sticks together or something. Matches? Psshhh.

He can also operate a lighter.

There will be more than enough matches and lighters for our new overlords to last hundreds of years until they learn to manufacture their own.

He can operate a lighter? Then there's only one hope for humanity. Introduce crack cocaine into simian neighborhoods.

I started watching House Of Cards about a week ago. A little late to the party on this one.

It is one great show, though.

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So.....we've had the same GORGEOUS Fed Ex delivery lady in our neighborhood for a few days now, and my spouse is thinking that we need to buy more shit from the internet to get to know her.

"Please sign here......." lol

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Originally posted by F1098

So.....we've had the same GORGEOUS Fed Ex delivery lady in our neighborhood for a few days now, and my spouse is thinking that we need to buy more shit from the internet to get to know her.

"Please sign here......." lol

Why is your life a porno?

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Originally posted by F1098

So.....we've had the same GORGEOUS Fed Ex delivery lady in our neighborhood for a few days now, and my spouse is thinking that we need to buy more shit from the internet to get to know her.

"Please sign here......." lol

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