No Spam In The Champagne Room - AKA Davey made me do it.

Yeah, lag...

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Originally posted by Davey45

Do you have Charles Xavier-type telepathic abilities that warn you of forthcoming, horrible uploads? Cool.

That and a technologically advanced helmet that allow me to track members all over the world.

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Originally posted by omuh

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That and a technologically advanced helmet that allow me to track members all over the world.

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Oh sure...as if the NSA wasn't bad enough.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

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Oh sure...as if the NSA wasn't bad enough.

I sense rebellion...


... and dancing booty.

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Originally posted by omuh

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That and a technologically advanced helmet that allow me to track members all over the world.

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OK, Inspector Clouseau.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

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Oh sure...as if the NSA wasn't bad enough.

Not as bad as whats coming

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Originally posted by demographer_2

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Not as bad as whats coming

What? The French? I think for the most part Omuh is harmless, he just wants to steal the porn from you computer...and maybe stalk you a little.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

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What? The French? I think for the most part Omuh is harmless, he just wants to steal the porn from you computer...and maybe stalk you a little.

Now your turning me on.

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Originally posted by demographer_2

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Now your turning me on.

Now you're turning me on. Yup. Creepy, isn't it.

The creepier the better sometimes

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

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What? The French? I think for the most part Omuh is harmless, he just wants to steal the porn from you computer...and maybe stalk you a little.

Turn around.



Now give me le porn.

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Originally posted by demographer_2

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Now your turning me on.

Kanzen?

I resemble that remark.

So, in Afghanistan, this guy was in his towel after showering, and got pissed off because this other guy did something. So he pulled his towel off, and mounted the other guy, and started grinding against him.

And in a defensive act, the other guy pulled his shorts down, and started masturbating, in order to try to get hard. So that he could stick it up the other guy's ass in defense of himself.

It was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

But, now that I've typed that out, I figure it would be lost on you all.

I feel like Bruno Mars is my Spirit Animal.

We have equally awesome hair, there's that song about Young Girls and fancy cars. And if I was ever really short and orange, then I'd look a lot like that little fellow.

... You drunk?

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

So, in Afghanistan, this guy was in his towel after showering, and got pissed off because this other guy did something. So he pulled his towel off, and mounted the other guy, and started grinding against him.

And in a defensive act, the other guy pulled his shorts down, and started masturbating, in order to try to get hard. So that he could stick it up the other guy's ass in defense of himself.

It was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

But, now that I've typed that out, I figure it would be lost on you all.

If you found that funny, I could point you in the direction of some gay porn that you'd find hilarious.

drunken porn lords ruling the world...

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Originally posted by demographer_2

The creepier the better sometimes

Touche'

I didn't know they actually had humor in Afghanistan, yep it was lost on me.