No Spam In The Champagne Room - AKA Davey made me do it.

If I let you cut my hair, some things have to happen:
1- Don't yawn when cutting my hair. It's a gift from the Gods, you must respect it.
and 2- Listen to my directions. I'm not overly picky. You have a lot of freedom in your actions. My hair is great, no matter what happens to it. But the 2 things you must do are- A- Cut the crown real fucking low. I hate having it poof. And no one ever fucking understands that when I say low, I mean low. Not an inch or so. But so that it's not even finger width long. My glory is in the front. Everything else accentuates the flow and styling of the Bangs. And B- Don't fucking touch my Bangs. When I say "don't touch the front" I mean it as much as I meant "cut the crown really low." But you all chumps always fail to recognize that shit. Which is weird, since it's your job to cut hair.

But fuck it. It still looks good.

Bangles, you are awesome.

( Now go to sleep.)

I won't be able to sleep for another 2-3 hours.
I was tired around 7pm, so I probably won't hit my next window until like 0130.

But, yes ma'am. Will do.

This reminds me of that short bit from the Simpson's Halloween episode when Homer receives Snake's hair as a transplant.

So the local fox8 is doing another St Jude dream home giveaway, last year it sold out in 6 hours, selling a total of 8,000 tickets and setting a record for selling out so fast...

So far, in the first hour tickets have been on sale this year, they have sold around 5,000 tickets.

This year, the giveaway has 15,000 tickets to sell.

The updated number sold is now over 9,300 and they have only been on sale for approximately 80 minutes...

An hour and 45 minutes and tickets are sold out...

1.5 million dollars raised for St Jude children's research hospital.

http://fox8.com/2014/03/19/hottest-ticket-chance-at-st-jude-dream-home-starts-now/

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Originally posted by Kanzen

This reminds me of that short bit from the Simpson's Halloween episode when Homer receives Snake's hair as a transplant.

I like when Snake tests the comb by dipping it in nacho cheese and combing it through his hair. "Oh yeah, tame it baby".

To catch up on last night's discussion:

I know Harrison Ford looks old. It's because he is old. At least he hasn't gotten all sorts of creepy plastic surgery. The guy's like 70.

If Ford, Hammil and Fisher aren't playing Han, Luke and Leia...that's just retarded.

I haven't had a barber cut my hair in at least 15 years. I just let it get kinda long and shave it off with clippers and start the whole process again. *scratch that. I did have my dad's friend, who's a stylist, trim my mohawk when it got too tall to fit in my car about 2-3 years ago. Otherwise, I've been my only barber since college.

I met up with the chick I mentioned earlier in this thread last night. Tacos and margaritas. It was fun.

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Originally posted by Davey45

Also, (the nerd in me is stoked) I saw today that the new Star Wars movie will take place 30 years after "Return of the Jedi". I'm assuming they plan on bringing back Harrison Ford, Mark Hamil and Carrie Fisher.

So will they use the story of the books ? Han and Leia having 3 kids and Luke being married with Mara Jade ?

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Originally posted by DEMO

An hour and 45 minutes and tickets are sold out...

1.5 million dollars raised for St Jude children's research hospital.

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Damn it Demo, I told you not to buy all the tickets !

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Originally posted by omuh

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So will they use the story of the books ? Han and Leia having 3 kids and Luke being married with Mara Jade ?

That, they haven't mentioned yet. The only things confirmed right now are that it takes place 30 years after "jedi" and the original 3 stars will have roles. No saying how much of a role they will play or if they will even be playing the same characters. (Hard to believe they won't)

I may have been too harsh. https://whatboyswant.com/forums/read/161654/Whats_Emma_Like_Sexual.html/limit:10#postNumber9 He deleted all his posts in the thread. lol

Truly the MeanestTinyPie.

Meh....I stand by what I said. It had to be done.

That dude's threads are

1. Horrible, awful at best

2. Shitty and nonsensical

3. saggy titties.

4. Irish

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Meh....I stand by what I said. It had to be done.

Yes it did. Thank you. The world stands and applauds.

I wonder if nacho cheese would do anything.
I need to figure out just what greases and fats are in nacho cheese. Could be a good conditioner...

You should probably put the emergency burn unit on speed dial.

Or your local taco Bell...