May Dah SPAM Be With Yah!

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Originally posted by kayradis

No Sex > Sex with Fatties

w0rd

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2010/02/kickass_behindthescenes_how_di.php

Funny little movie at the very end.

I made a syringe.

I didn't feel like adding another reference to my paper, so I didn't want to use one of the 100s of clip-art things on teh webs, so I made my own.

I don't remember this part.

It took 2 days to get rid of thoses fatties. They understood when they saw me cleaning my paintball gun while looking at them.
About time.


Time to update ur stories Honda!

A Short Fable (based on a true event)

Yesterday an ant, blatantly violating hygiene laws, was walking along the bottom and sides of my kitchen sink, which has an in-sink-erator. With mundane efficiency I turned on the water, switched the erator on, and watched with satisfactory as the ant was washed into the erator, ground into tiny ant bits, and gobbled up by the subterranean piping system that plagues all modern cities. The satisfaction is only transitory however. There is an inexhaustible supply of ants. Same for Popes.


-Zeno

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Originally posted by EricLindros

A Short Fable (based on a true event)

Yesterday an ant, blatantly violating hygiene laws, was walking along the bottom and sides of my kitchen sink, which has an in-sink-erator. With mundane efficiency I turned on the water, switched the erator on, and watched with satisfactory as the ant was washed into the erator, ground into tiny ant bits, and gobbled up by the subterranean piping system that plagues all modern cities. The satisfaction is only transitory however. There is an inexhaustible supply of ants. Same for Popes.


-Zeno

WoW,
I thought that I was the only one here that was allowed to post that many comas it one sentence ???

yeah, but those are used properly.

Also, I lol'd.

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Originally posted by Celebslam

[reply=Lindsay Lohan]
"[Dr. Drew's] such a loser… He’s not a real doctor, he’s a celebrity doctor."

Yeah Lindsay, you tell him! I mean, since when does getting your MD from the Keck School of Medicine at USC, interning at Huntington Memorial Hospital in Pasadena, being Board Certified by both the American Board of Internal Medicine and American Board of Addiction Medicine, and being a certified member of both the American Society of Addiction Medicine and the American College of Physicians make you a "real doctor." Seems to me that anyone could do all the stuff if they had a spare 30 years or so.
[/reply]

That is an epically sick burn.

Also, you're right..I have a fucking ton of shit to do..IRL and around here..

I need to stop sucking so hard.

<--- wiggles around

Man, the internet has ruined me.
Every time I see a set of a chick posing and playing with an object, I always wonder "man, where's she gonna put that? That's be neat to see."

And then like, when they don't put it anywhere, it makes me sad. Even when it wouldn't be sexy or erotic at all to have... a golf club placed up in somewhere, and I don't think that it'd be sexy or erotic to have that put up in somewhere. I feel like I missed out on an opportunity to see something really unique when it doesn't end up anywhere.

I think I told you that awhile back, I was on stickam and these girls had like, hundreds of viewers..and I'm all "soo, when do they show the tits?"

THEY USUALLY DON'T!

I was thinking "what the fuck is the point then?"

Fucking internet.

Goodevening Gents.

@golf clubs, what size...

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

Man, the internet has ruined me.
Every time I see a set of a chick posing and playing with an object, I always wonder "man, where's she gonna put that? That's be neat to see."

And then like, when they don't put it anywhere or when the don't pee on stuff, even after I send them flowers, it makes me sad. Even when it wouldn't be sexy or erotic at all to have... a golf club placed up in somewhere, and I don't think that it'd be sexy or erotic to have that put up in somewhere. I feel like I missed out on an opportunity to see something really unique when it doesn't end up anywhere.

You prolly ought to stop going to WBW's Live Cams link.

I'm glad I've only got oak pollen to deal with, that ash would kill me !

(Cool,anyway)

Man, I could really go for a McDLT.

And an impromptu street dance.


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