Katy Perry's Spam Thread; with apple cider.

Dr. Horsecock is sad.

I gotta take a shower then clean the snow off my car.

I friggen hate snow. 12" on the ground and still coming down hard. Tried to make it in to work but got stuck a block from my house. I'll be really pissed if this screws up my perfect attendance bonus at work. I friggen hate snow.

I drove from Chicago to Toledo last night in that nasty crap. What should have taken 4hrs took a painful 8 hrs.

I saw several spin outs and I almost T-boned one of them early in the trip.

salsa sucks

no snow here yet but it is friggin cold

I'm hungry...

Burrito? I think so.

When? I'm open to suggestions.

Salsa does not suck.

Perhaps it's the styrofoam chips you're eating it with.

salsa dance sucks

I'm out of pepsi.

Rage.

lol, yeah, that shit is raw.

Like, how much of a shitty human being do you have to be to just cold-cock a broad straight across the face with a closed hand?!

Some kinda dick, that's fo sho. I thought it was fake, since it looks pretty fake.


Man, some people sure are crazy weirdos.. (not you dros, other peoples)

Kettlebells are some dangerous business.

I've never seen that show, because my cable company changed the numbers around and now MTV is on something like channel 82938 so I never turn it on, because I only used to turn it on if I was flipping through and found something interesting.


Anyway, I haven't seen that show, but I think I saw some clips of it on some other shows...like The Soup or Tosh.0 or Chelsea Handler or something, and it actually looks pretty funny on the unintentional comedy scale.

Unfortunately, I'm guessing all the broads talk like dem hoeahhs, wit dat heavy New Yawk accent that makes me want to put a bullet through the brain of every panda that wouldn't fuck to save its species.

Maybe the trifecta goes to the zoo, and we get some pandas all horned up with our looks...then watch them panda fuck.

That would be a fun day. Assuming we're not murdered by pandas.

Honda usin' his ancient-nets to post 1.6 meg gifs - what is this world coming to?

Well, now seems like a good time to post my screencap shoing the 13 gigs I downloaded on December 7th.

I could RS the crap out of the internet.
...As much of it that's on RS that I find interesting at least.

I could go and DL 76GB of stuff right now, if I wanted.

81, actually. But 76 without screwin' with stuff.

All you asshole jinxed it, and now I can't get a connection over fucking 21kbps.

Shit sucks...and it wont even load avatars. You guys are teh devil.