Man, the first one was pretty neat (I think)
And the second is also pretty funny
"KRISTEN STEWART
Is there any particular reason you guys never wear shirts? I mean besides generating revenue for panty manufacturers?
TAYLOR LAUTNER
We shred them when we turn into extremely poorly animated wolves.
KRISTEN STEWART
Oh. Then is there any particular reason you guys still wear pants?
TAYLOR LAUTNER
You ever see a dog's penis?"
"ROBERT PATTINSON
Kristen, you're alive! I love you more than anything could love a loved thing! Please ignore the fact that I'm still glowering at you as I say this.
KRISTEN STEWART
Of course! Hear that, girls in the audience? When the boy you love dumps you, it means he loves you more than ever! Don't give up!
ROBERT PATTINSON
And if he thinks you are going to die, it will force him to express that love!"
And the second is also pretty funny
"KRISTEN STEWART
Is there any particular reason you guys never wear shirts? I mean besides generating revenue for panty manufacturers?
TAYLOR LAUTNER
We shred them when we turn into extremely poorly animated wolves.
KRISTEN STEWART
Oh. Then is there any particular reason you guys still wear pants?
TAYLOR LAUTNER
You ever see a dog's penis?"
"ROBERT PATTINSON
Kristen, you're alive! I love you more than anything could love a loved thing! Please ignore the fact that I'm still glowering at you as I say this.
KRISTEN STEWART
Of course! Hear that, girls in the audience? When the boy you love dumps you, it means he loves you more than ever! Don't give up!
ROBERT PATTINSON
And if he thinks you are going to die, it will force him to express that love!"