Katy Perry's Spam Thread; with apple cider.

Every assman post ever:

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Originally posted by ASSMAN!

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

OH GOD NO, I CAN'T FIND MY REMOTE AND THE JEFF DUNHAM SHOW IS ON.

remotes are cunning little bastards

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Originally posted by Honda_X

OH GOD NO, I CAN'T FIND MY REMOTE AND THE JEFF DUNHAM SHOW IS ON.

Well, they had to replace Mind of Mencia with something.



You can just pretend its RD's avatar.


Also, I just watched (well, ti was on in the background) the King of the Hill where they find out that Dale's dad is a Gay Rodeo Cowboy.


I don't know why I capitalized all three of those words, but I did, so there.

I'm watching IASIP: A Very Sunny Christmas, I hope it's good.

I think I'll put on an episode of house. I'm like 2/3 the way through season one.


Also, in about 50 days, give or take a bunch, I'll have 53 gigs of Jenna Jameson movies.


Why? I don't know. Because I can.

Definitely have to turn off the tv though.



Kevin Trudeau is on, along with some bimbo, trying to sell me some product which will allow me to apply for free government grants and monies and things. So that's not gonna cut it.

I can go through a TV season in one go, sucka.

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Originally posted by BrahglesHorsecockPhD

I can go through a TV season in one go, sucka.

Yeah, but I have a GPA that I'm worrying about.




Also, the Grinch was a bit blue?! Who woulda thunk it? http://www.physorg.com/news179519904.html

Next they're going to say Oscar, a hairy dude whose best friend was a worm and lived in a bucket of garbage, was also depressed.

Those experts; always figuring these things out for us laypeople. Thank god for them.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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Well, they had to replace Mind of Mencia with something.



You can just pretend its RD's avatar.


Also, I just watched (well, ti was on in the background) the King of the Hill where they find out that Dale's dad is a Gay Rodeo Cowboy.


I don't know why I capitalized all three of those words, but I did, so there.

King of the Hill is a badass show. I just watched the one where Hank finds out he was born in New York..

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Also, in about 50 days, give or take a bunch, I'll have 53 gigs of Jenna Jameson movies.


Why? I don't know. Because I can.

Jerk.

You're almost as bad as Kanzen and his many, many terabytes. If something is over 10mb I don't even attempt to download it. Same with movies on youtube over one minute.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Jerk.

You're almost as bad as Kanzen and his many, many terabytes. If something is over 10mb I don't even attempt to download it. Same with movies on youtube over one minute.

MSPaint.

I didn't paint anything, I just thought it would boot up faster than Photoshop since all I was doing was cropping/saving.

Man, that sure is a lot of that there giggerbytes.

Superdick.

Also:

You guys are distracting me from studying.

I will hold you responsible for any shitty grades I receive.


Just sayin'


Also, Honda, I bet you've never been quoted next to a world renown Nobel prize winning physicist.

Or maybe you have. I dunno.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

You guys are distracting me from studying.

I will hold you responsible for any shitty grades I receive.


Just sayin'


Also, Honda, I bet you've never been quoted next to a world renown Nobel prize winning physicist.

Or maybe you have. I dunno.

It happens all the time actually.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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It happens all the time actually.

Oh. My mistake. I shouldn't assume.




So, earlier, I PM'd fefe. I didn't get a PM back. Maybe it was because I said they offer helicopter tours of, and donkey rides to the bottom of her vagina, as if it were the grand canyon.

Maybe she was too super busy making her monies to respond to your inane drivel. Sucka.

Dr. Horsecock, sir, you're so wise.

Sadfecta.