Katy Perry's Spam Thread; with apple cider.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

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When it comes to "language"

You're kinda like a puppy that's almost house broken.

We'll get you there, though. We'll get you there...

If I could talk I would say,
Thank You Master.

It's really starting to bug me when half assed, craptacular threads get more attention than my well worked out threads.

I should just start calling threads "Girl, Sex, Obama and Titties"..

Nothing much, brah. How about you?

For some reason, my hands are getting torn up. There's like 20-30 scratches, cuts, and nicks and stuff on my hands. Which is weird, cause like... I haven't spent much time in the broken glass and sandpaper factory as of late.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

Nothing much, brah. How about you?

For some reason, my hands are getting torn up. There's like 20-30 scratches, cuts, and nicks and stuff on my hands. Which is weird, cause like... I haven't spent much time in the broken glass and sandpaper factory as of late.

Did you try to fix something with your car?

My hands always get beaten to shit even when I'm doing something simple. Or umm...a fistfight with sandy bears?

My god, HAVE YOU BEEN FIGHTING SANDY BEARS?!

THAT WOULD BE FUCKING AWESOME!

That's got to be uncomfortable when you jerk off to that thread you jerk off to.

Oh, so when I was on gubmint business, chilling in the hotel hot tub, I was talking to this pregnant Canadian chick.
And the conversation was all like "Wow, everyone is so young." "Aren't you guys scared of dying?" and all that stuff.

And after awhile she had to leave, and so she got out and looked at me and said "I wish you all the best in your military career."
My response was "Thanks, I hope your baby isn't all weird looking."

I think Bangles mini fridge is to close to his bed.

Just sayin'.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

4 9p 5.50 sngs- $22
2 wins- $22.50 each (Woulda had non-win cash in there, but lost the coin flip I was in (JJ vs KQ). Or who knows, maybe it mighta turned into a win. )

I scored 23 bucks over the last hour or so.

Which, is tons better than I've been doing over the past ...long ass time.

I have been on a monumental loosing streak since I got out of the hospital

There hasn't been anything jerk worthy here in like, years.

And no... Honda, I'm not fighting sandy bears...
I totally should though! I'll go find me a sandy bear if I can.

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Originally posted by waywardson

...I have been on a monumental loosing streak since I got out of the hospital

That sucks...

You think you've got bad luck Wayward,,,,

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

Oh, so when I was on gubmint business, chilling in the hotel hot tub, I was talking to this pregnant Canadian chick.
And the conversation was all like "Wow, everyone is so young." "Aren't you guys scared of dying?" and all that stuff.

And after awhile she had to leave, and so she got out and looked at me and said "I wish you all the best in your military career."
My response was "Thanks, I hope your baby isn't all weird looking."

Then, after she left...your vanquished bear foe decided to come hang.

Man, I can't believe how legit that picture is.

It's almost too legit.

2 quit?

It's not quite that legit.

I'm sure it was before he became famous as Grizzly Adams...

So, for the last day I've been writing down ideas for threads on a little note pad, and at least three times Ive written.

"ideas to keep sarah jessica parkers face off tv"

I'm going to fill it full of pictures of her, with her face cropped out, and attractive girls faces pasted in, meanwhile discussing ways to keep SJP off TV.

It's going to get 7 views though, since the title will lack "girls, sex, obama and tits"

"who's that girl" I like it.