Katy Perry's Spam Thread; with apple cider.

I wanna hire a monkey to follow me around and play the bagpipes. Just to annoy everyone.

Can monkeys play bagpipes?

probably

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Can monkeys play bagpipes?

Monkeys will do anything if you torture them long enough..

Including awesome handjobs..

and you know this through first hand experience presumably?

What a shitty massage parlor that was.

No happy ending?

Well, I think the poo-flinging would be a bad sign.

I friggen hate snow! Blizzard warning for the next 30 hours. Up to 14" of snow and 45 mph winds.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

What a shitty massage parlor that was.

Ok am bored tonight, how's everyone! Just browsing the porn :P had some free time haha!

ps HONDA that link in ur sig no longer exists update it.. was probly donkey porn or some shit

edit: was Honda not Screwy..

Why does the link in my sig no longer exist?



Lindros jerked off to that thread.

I c no signatures...



That's teh way I like it.

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Originally posted by scrɘwy

I c no signatures...



That's teh way I like it.

Really? You missed when everyone had the "We love screwy and will post how much in our signatures" week?

That was like the best week ever.

4 9p 5.50 sngs- $22
2 wins- $22.50 each (Woulda had non-win cash in there, but lost the coin flip I was in (JJ vs KQ). Or who knows, maybe it mighta turned into a win. )

I scored 23 bucks over the last hour or so.

Which, is tons better than I've been doing over the past ...long ass time.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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Really? You missed when everyone had the "We love screwy and will post how much in our signatures" week?

That was like the best week ever.

It was pretty much the best week ever.

I can't believe screwy missed that...

Shame.

Kanzen even had the website where we all donated that money to him and all that.

We ended up just giving it to those stupid orphans.

This is outside of my shop,


Awaiting more burn to warm-up

Stop jizzing on the ground.