Katy Perry's Spam Thread; with apple cider.

Tell me about it, I listen well.

It's like 30 here, which is like zero in the rest of the world.

who in their right mind would cheat on this:


with this:

A jerkfool I'm sure.

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Originally posted by Penny_Lane

who in their right mind would cheat on this:
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with this just about anyone, especially when you're a billionaire and you know that doing so is likely to cost you hundreds of millions of dollars.

Yeah, I dunno.


Seriously, I can understand the temptation, what with the fame and money and throngs of women throwing themselves at you, but, if that's your deal, and you like to get down with every little 'ho 'round, then why bother getting married?

Or a Tiger with low self esteem.

marriage is for fools.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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Yeah, I dunno.


Seriously, I can understand the temptation, what with the fame and money and throngs of women throwing themselves at you, but, if that's your deal, and you like to get down with every little 'ho 'round, then why bother getting married?

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exactly. why get married, and furthermore, why have children?

I'm guessing to cultivate an image which has garnered him millions of dollars in advertising and corporate sponsorships.

A lot of which are going to be gone.


But yeah, it's just silliness. To be honest, was kind of surprised when all this shit came out. I mean, he just seemed like a shy, down-to-earth type guy. Apparently he sold me (and his wife and millions of others) some bullshit bill of goods.


From what I've read famous athletes who travel all the time are basically ALL serial cheaters. So, if that's you're deal, just run with it and don't fuck up the lives of other people who actually give a shit about you.

What a dick.

Plus, I thought he would have had more class than to ghey-out the rims on his Cadillac Escalade. I mean, come on, brah, you're 32 years old and play GOLF - you're no fuckin' hood rat.

Whatever.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

marriage is for fools.

lol, not always.

But it is if you're a superstar, millionaire athlete.

Only took me 3 times to figure it out.

Marriage ain't so bad!

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Originally posted by notech

Only took me 3 times to figure it out.

Marriage ain't so bad!

Funny thing is, it only took each of your wives once.

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One, is Taylor Swift seven feet tall?

Two, get the hell out of there, Rivers Cuomo.

Three, Kanye West yanking that mic out of her hand was the best thing that has ever happened to a career ever.

Taylor is 2-faced. But the good one is pretty solid.



Also, Futurama sucks my ass.

WWWWWWWWWWWWWhat?

I think Futurama is pretty alright.

Also, yeah...I would, teh sex Taylor Swift.

I just don't feel like watching it, but it's always right there, every day when I try to watch The Daily Show.

Futurama is neat.

Also, my minifridge is totally at the head of my bed now.
So I can score a sweet ice cold beverage of any variety right from my bed, whenever I want it.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

Futurama is neat.

Also, my minifridge is totally at the head of my bed now.
So I can score a sweet ice cold beverage of any variety right from my bed, whenever I want it.

My minifridge is at the bottom of my bed at the other side of the room. It's at least ten feet from the end of my bed.

How I envy you sir.