Katy Perry's Spam Thread; with apple cider.

Some shenanigans happened today that was so mind blowingly outrageous that I actually called Lindros on the phone to tell him about it.

I was also planning on calling my B-dawg Brahgles, but then I realized all this international calling for the purpose of going "guess what?" What"..this!..NO SHIT " wasn't really worth the ten trillion dollars it was going to cost. I don't want to talk about it fully since it was unpleasant yet lulz, but it required me to do some googling when I got home.

The first thing I goooogled was how to properly dilute bleach.

The second thing I googled came up with this little gem

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"in Canada, prostitution itself (exchanging sex for money) is not illegal"

in which my head actually exploded and I died.

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Originally posted by hydrahead

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Cool = 18 degrees.

Thanks Mr. I'm on a boat floating in the Carribean or the Keys or Indiana or something.

It's not cool, it's fucking cold.

It's ok, I'm Ohio with the cold too.

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Originally posted by kimmiekins

*is pissed*

Heaven forbid, Why?

Oh My God, I got no life TOO......

http://whatboyswant.com/forum/

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Originally posted by notech

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Heaven forbid, Why?

lol I didn't mean the pissed off way

I meant the pissed drunk way

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Some shenanigans happened today that was so mind blowingly outrageous that I actually called Lindros on the phone to tell him about it.

I was also planning on calling my B-dawg Brahgles, but then I realized all this international calling for the purpose of going "guess what?" What"..this!..NO SHIT " wasn't really worth the ten trillion dollars it was going to cost. I don't want to talk about it fully since it was unpleasant yet lulz, but it required me to do some googling when I got home.

The first thing I goooogled was how to properly dilute bleach.

The second thing I googled came up with this little gem

Quote:

"in Canada, prostitution itself (exchanging sex for money) is not illegal"

in which my head actually exploded and I died.

What a cocktease of a post.

That's alright, I work in a Call center and today I did everything I could to stop myself from starting to sing "Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday" Damn catchy song!

I also think that Michelle Trachtenberg looks younger now than she did in that movie.

I think I'll change my Avatar to something christmas-y in the next day or so.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZwM3GvaTRM[/youtube]

Man, I suddenly want a Corona..

I've never even had a Corona.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Man, I suddenly want a Corona..

I've never even had a Corona.

Make sure you have a lime handy. They're actually pretty tasty with lime.

Also, they're a good beer to have on hand if chicks are gonna be around, because they're not as...I guess bitter...as the typical beer, and chicks tend to like them more, for some reason.

Damn we sell so many of them - my hands always smell of beer or lime when I get home from work

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Originally posted by EricLindros

I think I'll change my Avatar to something christmas-y in the next day or so.

Your new avy makes me giggle - I like it

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Originally posted by kimmiekins

Damn we sell so many of them - my hands always smell of beer or lime when I get home from work

Smell of beer is FANTASTIC!!!(beer)

Not a fan myself - I scratch my face or something forgetting

and no matter how many times I wash my hands the smell seems to stick

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Originally posted by kimmiekins

Not a fan myself - I scratch my face or something forgetting

and no matter how many times I wash my hands the smell seems to stick

OK if you think like that about smell,but taste is IMPRESSIVE!!!

Give me spirits over beer any day

sorry

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Originally posted by kimmiekins

Give me spirits over beer any day

sorry

Baby you are making big mistake!

all to their own hey

closest thing to beer I'd actually drink is cider