Is it time for Pooter spam, I think not

I should probably go to bed soon because I'm gonna have to get up extra early to try and conceal my hideous 39 year old face.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

I should probably go to bed soon because I'm gonna have to get up extra early to try and conceal my hideous 39 year old face.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

I should probably go to bed soon because I'm gonna have to get up extra early to try and conceal my hideous 39 year old face.

Seriously Spike....The Hooters slut Girl International Swimsuit Pagent?

....Even I find that in poor taste....and I'm naked in a bow tie.

Don't forget the cummerbund.

"during the photo shoot the things that were on my mind were just trying to keep my giant fake boobs from falling out of my top just trying to follow direction and look sexy.

*gun....mouth....splat*

I got invited to a "Slut Walk"


Appropriately, I was invited by Cleavage Girl

Cool. You should totally go.

Hey, stupid big tittied girls need love too..since like, they're kinda dead inside.

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Originally posted by Master_Shake

Hey, stupid big tittied girls need love too..since like, they're kinda dead inside.

Sure, fine...but do they have to be on tv? Aren't the booty shorts and crop top uniforms enough?

Can I has slut walk?

The only downside is that I think it's probably a huge herpes walk too.

Gross....

"Can I have a sip of that please?"

"FUCK NO!"

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Originally posted by EricLindros

The only downside is that I think it's probably a huge herpes walk too.

Lol...why do you say that?

I dunno.

I equate sluts with herpes.

And if I'm walking with a bunch of sluts...




I'm probably just being overly paranoid, but, you know, herpes and such sucks. It doesn't go away, so you prolly want to try to avoid getting it.

It's not really a bunch of sluts walking...you know that right?

Whaaaaa?

Cleavage Girl invited me, so that's at least 1. And then I was invited, so that's like 2. And there are thousands of other people on the invite page too, so I'm just going to assume they're all sluts.


I mean, I think it would be false advertising to have a slut walk with no sluts.

What is a slut walk by the way? Like a mobile orgy?

Does it involve Nicki Minaj?