Is it time for Pooter spam, I think not

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Originally posted by hydrahead

So it's been like 1000 degrees and bone dry for weeks here.

Now there are drops of water falling from the sky.

I don't know whether to go hide in my basement or run around in my yard naked.

Please advise.

You run around naked, I'll go hide in my basement...

Just pretend you're in Western Africa

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Originally posted by Demodad68

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You run around naked, I'll go hide in my basement...

Seems reasonable.

I need to check on the new sump pump I installed last week anyway

Good luck Demo, it sounds like a dirty job so I'm glad you're doing it

Just have to make sure it's still working, and the piping is still connected, so not to dirty, plus, it's better than taking a chance on seeing hydra doing his nekkid rain dance

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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lol, just saw this.

Not our women's expiration date occurs at a younger age. IT'S SCIENCE!

Man, sup with chicks hatering on science.

Also, I just spent three hours mixing concrete, and then I was holding a board for my dad, and his drill slipped and it hit me in the fingernail...and well, my shit is horribly fucked up.

He felt so bad, so I had to be all "whhhateves, rub some dirt in that shit"...meanwhile my hand pissing blood while I'm mixing concrete.

Also, unrelated....The speech in Tropic Thunder about not going "full retard" is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Typing hurts my hand.....People calling Nikola Tesla..."testla" is kinda hurting my brain a little.

If there's two things I loves me some reading about, it's Tesla and WW2.

So lemme see if I get what you jack-holes are saying:

A woman's appearance ages 1.5 times faster than a mans? For example Honda's statement that a 30 yr old woman is like a 45 yr old guy....thus making me 39 looking by your logic?

Only after a woman hits 30 SP...

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Originally posted by Demodad68

Only after a woman hits 30 SP...

....25.

Musta been a new study out that I missed...

Or every man has different tolerances for aging chicks...lol

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Or every man has different tolerances for aging chicks...lol

I think it's got something to do with math, like a mans age + the woman's age multiplied by how long it's been since the dude got laid, divided by how much he's had to drink or something...

lol...."divide that by how dark it is...equals, you're inside an old ditch pig"

I don't think I'm a jack-hole.


But yeah, that forumlat kicks in at some point after age 22ish. Up until then you guys seem to age normally. Then, after that, you go faster - for some girls, that doesn't start until like 29 or 30, but for others it stars at like 22ish.

I blame your periods. You can't keep bleeding month after month after month and expect that it's not going to take some toll on you. That's the price you pay for having boobies and vaginas. Also, you can't write your name in the snow with your pee.

Ok, going to the gym.

Later peoples.

I think I probably am a Jack-hole.

Also, have fun at the gym.

I just like science, and statistics

Man, I love this iPhone so much.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Man, I love this iPhone so much.

I read a post somewhere about you, your ass, and your iphone, was very disturbing...