Instead of Crystal Defanti, somehow we ended up with Threadkiller's sex tape. SPAM : General > The Lounge

#4166010

Lvl 59

EricLindros 14 years ago

Yeah?

I'll see you and raise you.

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em Tournament, 15/30 Blinds (8 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

Hero (UTG+1) (t1455)
MP1 (t1350)
MP2 (t1500)
CO (t1320)
Button (t960)
SB (t1320)
BB (t2160)
UTG (t1590)

Hero's M: 32.33

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 10

, Q

1 fold, Hero calls t30, 2 folds, CO calls t30, Button calls t30, 1 fold, BB checks

Flop: (t135) 10

, Q

, K

(4 players)
BB bets t30, Hero raises to t150, 1 fold, Button calls t150, BB calls t120

Turn: (t585) 10

(3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t240, Button calls t240, BB calls t240

River: (t1305) 10

(3 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, Button bets t540 (All-In), 1 fold, Hero folds

Total pot: t1305

Results:
Button didn't show
Outcome: Button won t1305

Of course, I didn't bet out on the river, with QUADS because the fucking software that FTP keeps jerking around with froze me out, and i folded via timeout.

I want to kill things.

#4166011

Lvl 24

Bangledesh 14 years ago

Here's my quads:

http://www.pokerhand.org/?4534227P

I kinda wanted him to raise me all in, when I waited for him to make his full house.... But, I kicked his ass later anyway.

#4166012

Lvl 37

ThreadKiller 14 years ago

My quads

#4166013

Lvl 37

ThreadKiller 14 years ago

Dammit Feefers, quit pushing the button!

You win, I'm leaving for Florida tonight

I consent to be your love slave my mistress

#4166014

Lvl 25

Kanzen 14 years ago

Quote:
Originally posted by Current Convo with Eric via MSN

10:19:43 PM EricLindros: So, do you think fefe is back to disappearing again...
...
10:22:01 PM Kanzen: She's probably at some sleazy Strip bar, slipping singles into some 34 year old teenager's thong.
10:22:06 PM Kanzen: Along with something else.
10:22:17 PM EricLindros: lol
10:22:31 PM EricLindros: more like the pool hall, abusing some unsuspecting guy with a pool stick
10:22:51 PM EricLindros: then she goes over to the casino to throw some money into the slot machines.
...
10:30:42 PM Kanzen: Maybe she is offering some poor suckers roofie-coladas.
10:31:49 PM EricLindros: well, she's gotta slip some viagra in there too. what good is a passed out guy to her? She can't stick a limp noodle up her ass by herself.
10:32:13 PM Kanzen: She has tongue depressers and rubber bands.
10:32:24 PM Kanzen: Loz told me about his trip to Florida.
10:33:05 PM EricLindros: lol
10:33:29 PM EricLindros: i always wondered just how a dick splint would work
10:33:35 PM Kanzen: That and her electric cattle prod.
10:35:38 PM Kanzen: Very tempted to post an excerpt of our convo in the spam thread.
10:35:48 PM EricLindros: lol

#4166015

Lvl 59

EricLindros 14 years ago

Quote:
Originally posted by ThreadKiller

Sorry about your dick (or lack thereof).

And Kanzen, you left out the part about me taping my asshole before I talk to her on the phone.

#4166016

Lvl 22

Notech_The_Abbot 14 years ago

#4166017

Lvl 59

EricLindros 14 years ago

Bridget Jones Diary is on TV.

Excuse me while I go outside and find a stick to jam in my eye.

#4166018

Lvl 22

Notech_The_Abbot 14 years ago

You are excused sir .....

#4166019

Lvl 59

EricLindros 14 years ago

Thanks.

I think i'm going to watch Religilous and fall asleep even though I have about 40 pages to read and an essay to right by 6 hours ago.

#4166020

Lvl 5

Bea_Arthur 14 years ago

You know, old pussy is the best pussy.

#4166021

Lvl 6

27YrOldNigerian 14 years ago

I is disagrre.

27 is best aged pussies.

#4166022

[Deleted] 14 years ago

dudes don't you guys ever sleep?

and what is a dick splint?

#4166023

Lvl 59

EricLindros 14 years ago

Quote:
Originally posted by 27YrOldNigerian

I is disagrre.

27 is best aged pussies.

Speaking of you, where is that douche of an ex-boyfriend/husband whatever of yours?

I don't recall him crapping up the forms lately with his tall tales of his blessed life?

#4166024

Lvl 59

EricLindros 14 years ago

Quote:
Originally posted by creepus

dudes don't you guys ever sleep?

and what is a dick splint?

Sort of like an arm splint, but for your dick.

It'll stabilize the dick while Fefe ravages her own ass with the dude she roofie-colada'd at the local pool hall or whatever.

Oooh. Thunder outside.

#4166025

[Deleted] 14 years ago

Quote:
Originally posted by 27YrOldNigerian

I is disagrre.

27 is best aged pussies.

thats old pussie .....

#4166026

Lvl 59

EricLindros 14 years ago

Way to go with the nudity in the lounge, creeps.

Typically, I don't care, but that's only if the nudity is hot nudity.

This nudity is scary, gross and old.

#4166027

[Deleted] 14 years ago

27 is old....

and that would make me ancient....

but i got a pic of a splint from latino a couple of years ago..... we in dutchie land call that a Spalk

#4166028

Lvl 59

EricLindros 14 years ago

Wait, why does that bend in the middle.

I don't think your dick is supposed to have an elbow.

#4166029

Lvl 37

ThreadKiller 14 years ago

Quote:
Originally posted by EricLindros

...

Sorry about your dick (or lack thereof).

No nudity in the lounge.

I always obey the rules if I agree with them, it's convenient or I can't avoid getting caught.

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