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how to cum alot

Starter: heyniceass Posted: 19 years ago Views: 12.5K
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#2121525
Lvl 13
Why anyone reusrrected this heinous thread, I don't know. Hey dude, wrap a rubber band around your sack until they turn purple, and leave it that way overnight....your balls will be ready to fall off....
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#2121526
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Originally posted by Jeff613

Well, for one, learn how to spell like someone who isn't a fucking retard, and use punctuation if you even know what the word means. Okay but here is how to come a LOT and I am not joking about this. Jerk off using this method first so you know what to expect. Just as you start coming (like just as the jozz starts to shoot out), hold a ziplock bag full of ice cubes to your nuts. Keep them there until you're done spewing and you'll get off like a firehose. The ice makes your nuts tense up and blow everything you have. I know you think I am trying to play a trick on you but it really works. Try it and get back to us about that.


lol
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#2121527
Lvl 13
I cant believe this thread got as far as it did lol crack up
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#2121528
Lvl 9
Drip baby oil onto your erect dick, dribbling it gently around your sack. Gently massage yourself, sticking your finger up the asshole to a give stronger sensation. Then tightly squeeze and speed up the stroke. At the point of cumming stick two fingers up the ass and WOW! Explosive CUM, all over your chest at least! Great. Worth it. Try it!
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#2121529
Lvl 14
ogoplex, playboy radio on sirius recommends it
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#2121530
Lvl 12
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Originally posted by fuckmydick

Drip baby oil onto your erect dick, dribbling it gently around your sack. Gently massage yourself, sticking your finger up the asshole to a give stronger sensation. Then tightly squeeze and speed up the stroke. At the point of cumming stick two fingers up the ass and WOW! Explosive CUM, all over your chest at least! Great. Worth it. Try it!


I didn't need to know that
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#2121531
Lvl 12
This whole thread seriously reminds me of the smokin' segments on "that 70's show". As this thread gets longer, the room is filling with smoke. I will now pause to reflect on how I might be able to contribute...
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#2121532
Lvl 12
A couple of years ago, I pulled out of the puss I (meaning my Dick) was in at the time.I squeezed it hard, just as I was cumming and I guess back-pressure built up because a few seconds later, I shot a wad clear over her head that hit the headboard so hard, we both heard it. Kind of funny, but seriously could have knocked a filling loose had I not pulled out. Earlier in the day I had watched Gilligan's Island and, as I was fantasizing about MaryAnn's ass, Mrs. Howell burst into the hut and ordered Gilligan to scoop gravel....you do the math
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#2121533
Lvl 11
Find a scientist and ask him to install a hydraulics system in your nuts. When the muscle contractions start, the hydraulics will engage explelling your goo at about 350 mph
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#2121534
Lvl 7
don't yank so often
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#2121535
Lvl 8
Grow some bigger balls!!!
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#2121536
Lvl 11
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Originally posted by mitch603

A couple of years ago, I pulled out of the puss I (meaning my Dick)


I'm glad you clarified that, I thought you meant your car
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#2121537
Lvl 12
For some reason eating celery does a lot to increase the volume of semen you produce. That is what people I know in the porn industry have said before. I'm not sure how much celery you need to eat, as I have never had the inclination to try increasing the amount of semen I make. All that would do is make us both have to clean ourselves up more afterwards. The plus side is that celery is good for you and the calories it takes to chew and digest it are actually more than the calories within the celery.
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#2121538
Lvl 4
Eating celery and popping pills while jacking off Mom yells to do chores I spewed a load so hard it went across the room and shorted out the light switch which made me stop wanking for four days cause I couldn't see the mags in the dark. Damn, I hate that.
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