how to cum alot

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Originally posted by dragonbreath288

i tried the pineapple system................it tasted the SAME as always......and i didnt need anyone to help me!

How much of your own spunk do you drink that you are experimenting with flavoring it?

I know that was not addressed to me and I have never eaten my own load, but have you ever wondered just why spunk smells like chlorine?

Smells like pancake mix to me...

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Originally posted by Jujubeez

am I reading what Im reading???

yep. a "stupied" question.

If you are close to or beyond 30 y.o. then naturally there has been a pressure drop,thats life,it gets worse.Otherwise just get her doing something that really,really turns you on.Turn up your level of arousal somehow......and theres always d**gs.

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Originally posted by Jeff613

and use punctuation if you even know what the word means.

ok, first off, this is quite possibly the most disturbing thread I've ever read.

Second, love your woman, and by "love" i don't mean: "shoot the biggest, gooiest, nastiest load you possibly can all over her."

Really, this topic is for wannabe porn stars, and nobody that I know on this forum is worthy....and speaking of that...



Additionally...

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Originally posted by robodick

My wife and I really invest a lot of time having sigh, moan and groan stimulating foreplay. We go for 30-60 minutes cranking each other up for a great fuck, and do we ever have the most awesome cataclysmic orgasms!!!!! And we make love 3-6 times a day!!!! Even if it is a quicky, we use hot, sexy words and extra powerful actions to prime each other for the big bang! Have fun - seriously!!!!

You sir, are the biggest tool in the history of the internets.

I'd like to know what some more ladies think about this subject. If enough think it's important, then maybe I'll try all of these techniques at once! (Milk, banannas, tuna, celery, pineapples, flaxseed oil, all mixed together in a milkshake, [yummy], followed by a bag of ice on my nuts)

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Originally posted by bigdaddy2005

First off, props to Jeff613. That's some seriously funny shit!! Second of all, and I'm not sure why I'm dignifying this with a response, it's all about the zinc. Period.

And oysters and sea urchins, which contain Zinc.

What do you do with the flashlight?

Anyway, I prefer to shoot inside the vagina, so who's gonna see how much it is anyway?

I had an ex who used to divulge large quantities of oysters. He had no probs with turning on his 'tap'.

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Originally posted by Mztique

I had an ex who use to divulge large quantities of oysters. He had no probs with turning on his 'tap'.

So were you impressed, turned on by it?

the fleshlight ive seen them on wesites didnt think anyone actually brought one this thread is a crack up. its fucked up how much people think they know about any given subject, me myself i dont care how much i blow.
Does any other country have burger rings? if so open a packet and sniff it, it has the closest smell to spunk ever, but with w burger savoury smell addedd

ok i just read every post on this topic and i have been laughing my ass off. and to the people who say to just wait a few days. that is true more comes, but i find i don't last as long if i take a few days or more off.

I can honestly say I've never once wished that I'd cum more then I do. lol. I can't imagine why anyone would possibly care about something like that. It has nothing to do with the sex itself, has nothing to do with pleasuring anyone or yourself, it just leaves a bigger mess to clean up when it's all over anyway.

how the FUCK has this got to 8 pages? its only a load dude. get over it...

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Originally posted by The-Modern-Way

how the FUCK has this got to 8 pages? its only a load dude. get over it...

he said "load"

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Originally posted by Jujubeez

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how the FUCK has this got to 8 pages? its only a load dude. get over it...

he said "load"


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he said

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Originally posted by Jujubeez

[reply=The-Modern-Way]
how the FUCK has this got to 8 pages? its only a load dude. get over it...

he said "load"


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heh, heh heh, unload your load

Get somthing called "clomid" steroid users use it to come off of a cycle... take about 200mg a day for 5 days... trust me.

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Originally posted by johnjohn123456

This has always worked for me (for massive loads)- Drink this about an hour before sex:
Mix 1 pint of milk (whole milk) with a blended banana, 2 ounces of ground flaxseed oil, a tin of tuna, three strawberries and 2 raw eggs. Seriously dude- you will splooge like a gallon! It is sweeeeet!!!!

and then try not to fart

i can't believe this thread is still going...